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Whoever came up with American Football must've had some kind of internal struggle. "Let's play a full contact sport where the players get to knock the crap out of each other! But wait, I don't want anyone getting hurt... better give them all helmets. And pads. Alllll over their body." amirite?
I hate bad writing prompts for tests. "Write about a snow day." Don't they know the only thing people do on snow days is sleep and play video games? amirite?

I love OP's username.

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Willow and Jaden Smith will never be as cool as their dad. I mean come on, he was the Fresh Prince. amirite?
@UnicornsMakeMeSmile And all shooting some b-ball outside of the school

I got in one little fight and my mom got scared
And said "You're moving with your auntie and uncle in Bel-air"

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We all have that one Hermione Granger friend, who makes you feel stupid no matter the circumstances, amirite?
@PinkSponge OH MY GOD HERMIONE, SHUT UP.

Said Ron, through a mouthful of whatever he was eating

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You know you're in Canada when there's a snow storm in April , amirite?

It "Thunder snowed" in Wisconsin.

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The chorus of the song Hot N Cold by Katy Perry can be related to a guy's dick, amirite?
Where did Noah keep the woodpeckers on his ark? amirite?
@They can fly, they didn't need to be on the arc to survive..

(Asl;mfgjm): They cant fly forever, they have to Land eventually

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You've told a certain lie so many times, you start to believe it yourself. amirite?

I DON'T have AIDS.

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As weird as it is...you used to think the "teenage" version of Simba in the Lion King was kinda hot, amirite?
Some commercials just make no sense at all, amirite?
people cant take jokes anymore, amirite?
@Simon Wheelchairs?!?! Thats offensive to the disabled too poor to afford mobile machines.

offensive!?! That's offensive to football players who prefer to play defense!

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It would be so much easier to become a vegetarian if bacon didn't exist, amirite?

Bacon was te easiest thing to stop eating. It's just pig fat. Like wtf.

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It would be hard to tell your family that you're mute, amirite?

Haha.. Hard.

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Monsters don't live under your bed, they live inside your head. amirite?

If you told this to a little kid, they would be scarred for life...

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It's horrible when you wake up in the middle of the night and your calves are cramping, amirite?

I imagine the crucio spell to feel like when my calves cramp. I am not ready.

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