It's not weird when boobs are pressed against you while hugging, but it is if a dick is. amirite?
@Saucierstone Bare breasts would never be "normalized." Straight men are hardwired to be be sexually attracted to women's breasts.

We're not really hardwired to love breasts; it's just socialization. Other people prefer butts, or toesies.

Using the Braille writing system you could cheat on tests at school and never get caught. amirite?
@Cheytuflya Very impractical method to cheat…

Learning braille might be more work than just learning grade 10 math/English/whatever. It's the kind of self-defeating lifehack I'm kind of for.

Only the poorest rich people fly in first class, amirite?
@lazar94 Flights that are two hours or less I'll fly economy. Anything longer than that and I'm flying first class. I just...

Same, but my rule is 4 hours.....because that's about how long it takes for my back to get mad at me.

Albeit, I don't have fat guy stories.

Kinda weird that there isn't just free drinking water everywhere. amirite?
@Saucierstone I'm interested to see if it's just courtesy or law.

They usually have special, small, these are for water only people cups and it's free. :D

Not sure if it's a law though.

Vacuum is the most expensive thing to produce per kilogram. amirite?
90% of lies told are out of kindness or convenience, and not particularly immoral, amirite?
For a lot of men the objective in sex is to avoid orgasming. amirite?
Someone is Dying atm, amirite?
We are very lucky that when rain freezes, it makes snow and not ice. amirite?

Snow is ice.

Also, hail.

A corndog is a popsicle if you don't cook it. amirite?
@Stereotypesexist I think the answer to this is no, so an uncooked corndog is, now hear me out, a frozen corn dog.

I think you're just afraid to open the pandora box of possibilities this could mean. Similar to the grand old question of whether a hotdog is considered a sandwich

The brain is the most efficient computer, amirite?

Then why did it invent computers?

The guy who decided where each key goes on a keyboard has more influence on you than can ever imagine, amirite?

It would actually be the person who invented the typewriter, as the keys on a keyboard mimic those that we find on a typewriter.

This was so the transition from using typewriters to using keyboards would be as smooth as possible.

Technically, sugar is a drug. So every children is a drug addict, and every nursery school has teachers that give drug to students. amirite?

Wait til you get to high school!

The forthcoming recession will be the final step of the great reset. amirite?

False. Order from chaos. More, and bigger wars. You know this.

It must happen first.

recession is part of it, obviously.

There are no married dead people, amirite?

Whoa. Then actualy wisiting your late wife/husband grave is wisiting your EX.