You don't know how your body functions but your brain does, even though you are your brain. amirite?

You are your neocortex, that runs on your brain. You are like six sheets of crumpled thin paper wrapped around your brain wrinkles

But you are not your brain

Money is representation of your hardwork on a piece of paper. amirite?

Yup a billionaire just worked a million times harder than you.

Someone holds the global record for pooping their pants the most times. amirite?

Don't mind me, just here looking for the eventual Morbius joke.

The sinking of the Titanic must have been one of the greatest offerings to Poseidon ever. amirite?

 the Titanic sunk just before the end of its maiden voyage.  It was not very close to sinking that, and the story of the Titanic's sinking is just too much of a story.

Sweatshirts are the jeans of jackets, amirite?
Sexual abuse isn't abuse if it's your kink. amirite?

No, it's still abuse. Just because you get off on hitting your wife doesn't mean it's not abuse.

Violent crimes exist because the training needed to make them extinct is nonexistent, amirite?

You basically said "Unsolved problems exist because of the lack of training to solve the problems"

You took a general truth when it comes to Problem and Solving and shoved in "crime" into it.

Fewer and fewer people witness the Milky Way in their lifetime. amirite?

Snickers is just better, don't even get me started on those dove milk chocolate peanut butter cups

There is probably a planet completely made out of crystal meth. amirite?
Dakimakura Pillows are probably alive in the Toy Story universe... amirite?
Vacuum is the most expensive thing to produce per kilogram. amirite?
Mantis's face from Kung Fu Panda movies looks like inverted male genitalia. amirite?

this made me google Mantis from Kung Fu Panda and let me tell you, you're not wrong, but I had to stare at that pic for a while to see it

Baby Shark has more views than there are people on Earth, and it targets a demographic that can't chose what it watches. amirite?
@Eastern-Spot2023 My daughter changed the language on several apps. It was a pain to set back because the parental control test...

His mom had that issue. She's not a very educated person especially when it comes to other cultures and she was like "Why are you listening to that, you speak English." And changed it to English and his first action was to change it back to Japanese with no hesitation. And he never chooses another one.

In chess, the king never actually dies, amirite?

All the pieces are "captured" -- this is like 2nd grade chess trivia. 🤣

In chess, the king never actually dies, amirite?
@srilart What is this sorcery called battlechess? I only know chess chess

battlechess

Old computer game from early 90's. The pieces were represented by actual medieval soldiers. When a piece took another they had elaborate combat kill animations, some of which were quite graphic for the time period.