Two fathers and two sons went fishing one day. They were there the whole day and only caught 3 fish. One father said that is enough for all of us we will have one each. How can this be possible?

Grandfather, son, grandson

New Year's Resolutions
True evil is when someone can do something about an injustice, but doesn't. The person who causes may likely be scarred and may have good reason to drive them to such an extreme, while the many bystanders are just afraid to speak out against it. Such cowardice can often have less justification than the crime itself, Amirite?
@Watchful_questioneer That's not what i said. i said that someone who would stand by allowing a murder to happen will often have less...

I see what you are saying, since most people who murder do have something wrong mentally, I just don't see how that justifies a murder more versus someone being afraid to step in to help. Maybe I'm just hopelessly lost....
But then again, we are talking about murders which are at the extreme end of situations to which this applies. I agree that this applies in less extreme situations

True evil is when someone can do something about an injustice, but doesn't. The person who causes may likely be scarred and may have good reason to drive them to such an extreme, while the many bystanders are just afraid to speak out against it. Such cowardice can often have less justification than the crime itself, Amirite?

So if someone is witnessing a murder happen, they are automatically worse than the person taking a life because they are afraid? I understand that in some cases this definitely applies, but fear is not equivalent to true evil.

It's interesting to consider: What would we be doing in our everyday lives if there were no televisions or computers?

Well, I guess you could ask your grandparents what they did with their time to get a good idea

Life would be so much simpler if our bodies gauged how full they were by the calories consumed and not the actual amount eaten, amirite?
Some times you just want to take a nap in the middle of the day, amirite?

As opposed to what? A nap in the middle of the night?

Purple is like the cool version of red, but is also like the warm version of blue.

Well, obviously. Purple is blue and red together, so it's cooler than red because there's blue in there, and it's warmer than blue because there's red in there...

You would never drink your own spit off a plate, but you're perfectly fine with that shit in your mouth all the rest of the time,

And you'll swap spit with someone else

Life would be so much simpler if our bodies gauged how full they were by the calories consumed and not the actual amount eaten, amirite?
@MusicIsAGift Depends...do they also use the amount of protein, carbohydrates, Omega 3, etc consumed to determine if they are full?

Hmmm... I hadn't really gotten that far! I would like to think that all of those factors would be included as well.
Don't high-calorie foods typically have higher fat and carbohydrates? Of course not all foods are like that but it seems like there's a correlation....
I have no idea where I'm going with this but long story short, I guess there WOULD have to be some sort of protein/fat/carbohydrate contribution in there

Just say, "No, I don't want to go", instead of making up some lame excuse as to why you can't. amirite?

But then they ask you why you can't, so you're back to square one

The way we live our lives today would seem very strange to Neanderthals and other earlier humans. Because they lived based on an instinct to survive, all the extra stuff that's practically necessary in modern life (think phones, indoor plumbing, etc.) would seem really silly to them. Kind of an interesting way to think about the stupid stuff we see as essential, amirite?

I don't think they would regard our things as "silly".... They would be more impressed over anything if you ask me

Yeah once, 10 years ago. But that was kinda a freak thing considering I live in Southern California and its rare

If you can see them, then they can see you... unless you're looking through a sniper rifle, amirite?

Or if you're looking out of a tinted window

You've had a teacher who was somewhat of a bad influence before (ex: Told you they had a fake ID when they were young) amirite?

I had a teacher who got pregnant at 15 years old...