Disney shouldn't make a movie about a lesbian princess. That's a conversation that a lot of parents don't want to have with their kids at princess-loving age. amirite?

Snow white: girl lives with seven men, prince feels up her dead body
Sleeping beauty: guy breaks into a house and makes out with an unconscious 16 year-old
Beauty and the Beast: girl falls in love with a wookie who kidnapped her father
Cinderella: guy travels around the whole kingdom to look at girls feet. Foot fetish much?
Mulan: girl cross-dresses and goes skinny dipping in a lake with a few dozen men
Lady and the Tramp: canines make-out with a bowl of spaghetti
The Little Mermaid: guy gets it on with a human-fish hybrid and almost marries an octopus
The Princess and the Frog: girl makes out with a frog
And you think a lesbian princess would raise too many questions?

Sometimes you just want to take photo's of your amazing food, amirite?

Sometimes you want people to properly use apostrophes.

If you pretend to shake salt into your mouth, you can actually taste the salt, amirite?

I don't have arms you inconsiderate asshole.

If you pretend to shake salt into your mouth, you can actually taste the salt, amirite?

Hold on...Lemme get this dick out of my mouth first.

Anonymous +176Reply
It's awkward when you notice the guy you're talking to has an erection, amirite?

You're the one staring at his crotch, whore.

Anonymous +85Reply
You always wonder if wizards or muggles came first amirite?

I like to think wizards evolved from magical apes, and came around the same time as muggles.

If the world was a high-school: America would be the bitchy head cheerleader that no one likes but everyone hangs out with because she's cool. Western Europe would be the rest of the popular cheerleaders; Africa would be the lazy kid that blames everyone else for his problems; China would be that awkward girl that might one day become head cheerleader, and the Middle East would be that kid that nobody likes, amirite?

Eh, I'd say America would be the well-off senior athlete in need of a few attitude adjustments that people cling to for status, and Canada would be his shy sophomore cousin that joins a few clubs (almsot everybody knows him, generally approved of, but not too envied).

The UK would be that one kid with an awesome talent, but no one gets to know him for his personality. Most of Western Europe would be the clueless girls who somehow manage to get higher grades than you. Eastern Europe would be the smoker or stoner (always asking for a cigarette or a couple bucks).

Sub-Saharan Africa would be the freshman who comes off as anti-social because he doesn't adjust too well to new situations. Most of the Middle East would be the argumentative juniors, but Israel would be the sophomore captain of the debate team.

Most of Asia would be the smart kid who has to have everything done his way, but everyone still gets him to tutor them or get them something they aren't savvy enought to get themselves. India would probably be the smart kid that people pay to their essays for them. Japan would be... the Japanese kid.

South America would be the hot new girl you pretend to share interests with.

It would be hilarious if you were to bring a bolt to an amusement park, get on a rollercoaster, and, when the ride starts, hold up the bolt and say, "Wait...where did this come from?" amirite?
@DandyLion Yeah, compromise is always great when it comes to rules. Lets compromise on the Law of no murdering. Instead of...

Aloud- saying something with volume at a level audible to others.
Allowed- not the same fucking thing.

Anonymous +55Reply
Being a doctor must be way more exciting than being a dentist, because if someone gets sick or is having a baby on a plane or something, you can help them and be the hero. But if you're a dentist, I doubt this ever happens: OH GOD THIS PERSON HAS A CAVITY! IS ANYONE HERE A DENTIST!? amirite?

THIS MAN IS HAVING FINANCIAL PROBLEMS!!! IS ANYONE HERE A JEW?!?!?!?

It would be hilarious if you were to bring a bolt to an amusement park, get on a rollercoaster, and, when the ride starts, hold up the bolt and say, "Wait...where did this come from?" amirite?

i just read over this post multiple times thinking that bolt meant like a lightning bolt. like you were gonna bring a giant sign in the shape of a lightning bolt or something. i should just stop trying to understand jokes

Anonymous +196Reply
Skrillex isn't dubstep, amirite?

Who cares, dubstep isn't music.