+622It's 7am, below freezing and windy - HURRY THE FUCK UP AND PEE, DOG, amirite?
+510Hey Disney, since when was Hercules the son of Zeus and Hera? And since when was Hera not a bitch, amirite?
+463A strong, opinionated man is a leader. A strong, opinionated woman is a bitch. amirite?
+349Why don't bands release an album of their worst songs? They could call it "Greatest (s)Hits," amirite?
+544It's going to be pretty weird watching Helena Bonham Carter play the role of Hermione for a scene in Deathly Hallows Part 2, amirite?
+227Why do you have to "lose" something when you have sex for the first time? It should be called something more positive, like "gaining sex," amirite?
+308You'd better at least come up with a decent answer to "What do you want to do with your life" even if you have no idea, because it's the only thing your parents' friends will ask you until you're 30, amirite?
+288You like a name a lot, but then a movie character ruins it. I liked Zed, but then I saw Pulp Fiction and he's a gay rapist villain. Now how can I give that name to my future son, amirite?
+100In life and the Battle Room, it's always better to be unpredictable and flexible than to rely on rehearsed and unchangeable formations. amirite?
+23When you sing and don't know the words, you sound sort of like the Asian boy who sings "I'm Yours" on Youtube, amirite?
+259Does anyone actually use the singular form of the word fireworks? "Hey, I just bought a firework from the Chinese guy on the corner." No, you bought "fireworks," amirite?
+280Does anyone actually care about the "Special Features" on a movie's DVD? "Special Features include commentary, a "making of" documentary..." You can stop right there, I'm going to buy the DVD because I want to watch the fucking movie, amirite?