You're suddenly everyone's friend when you bring food to school. Amirite?
@LolVoldemortsNipples That, or gum.

@notmuchnotmuch: Dude, why weren't you in my classes? I was handing out free gum because I felt bad for saying "No" to people. sigh

@EpicBoy: Now that's just genuine.

It must be an awkward night for England on the 4th of July. Amirite?
@in england, it's just another normal day

Normal days in England are pretty awkward.

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Girls in porn tend to only wash their ass and boobs in the shower, amirite?
It's awkward when you try to rebel against the Fourth of July by wearing Britain's flag's colours instead of America's, amirite?
When you see a bruised apple at the market, you give it a soft hug and whisper, "Who did this to you?" amirite?

No, but I will from now on.

When you see a bruised apple at the market, you give it a soft hug and whisper, "Who did this to you?" amirite?
Since the creation of the internet, the Earth's rotation has been fueled primarily by the collective turning of English teachers in their graves, amirite?
Since the creation of the internet, the Earth's rotation has been fueled primarily by the collective turning of English teachers in their graves, amirite?
Since the creation of the internet, the Earth's rotation has been fueled primarily by the collective turning of English teachers in their graves, amirite?

Someone should start up an energy company to which English teachers can donate their bodies when they die. They'll be hooked up to giant turbines and their spinning will power hundreds of schools. The living teachers will, of course, need to find some way to gloss over the issue while discussing electricity lest they traumatize their students, but hey. No system is perfect.

Sometimes, the things on clearance are 10x better than the things that aren't. Amirite?

Yesterday I got a SUPER cute shirt that was originally $26.99 for only $6.75. It was the only thing I liked in the store.

Tyler The Creator is a very unusual and innovative rapper, amirite?
@EpicBoy [s] ;)

:D
See. This is exactly why we need the symbol. If he had used it, she would have been saved form confusion. :)

It's not at all sad that I love you guys more than my real friends. Amirite?
@AntiJokeChicken That's about as sad as you can get.

Maybe her real friends are all psychotic and like to make fun of her and beat her up but she can't escape because she's in a psychological trap and relies on them too much since nobody else will talk to her and her mother hates her and killed her father and now she is at the lowest possible part of the social world and only finds happiness through laughter and socialization from the internet.

Tyler The Creator is a very unusual and innovative rapper, amirite?
It's not at all sad that I love you guys more than my real friends. Amirite?
@Thats pathetic.

Just like how you're hiding behind anon. See, even the trolls here always manage to cheer me up.