-93ducks should say swag swag instead of quack quack because if you buy one in the morning when you are getting ready you could be like how do i look duck? and it would say swag swag, amirite?
+260The customers of Central Perk must really hate those six assholes who hog the couch all day, amirite?
+13The best way to eat Skittles is to carefully separate them by color then sweep them all into the trash and eat a Reeses Peanut cup, amirite?
+579If graduation speeches were honest, they'd say "I'd like to thank Google, Google, and uh... Google..." amirite?
+596"Some girls paint their nails, watch chick flicks while counting carbs, but they're fake. The real girls watch their favorite tv show, pig out on food lounge in sweats w/ an old t-shirt and dance like idiots to their favorite song." Just because a girl likes to paint her nails, watch girly movies, or is concerned about her weight doesn't make her any less of a real girl, amirite?
+171All the rappers that say they can "make it rain" need to get their asses to Dallas, amirite?
+340Toasters are a lot like people, you shouldn't stick knives into them, amirite?
+548"I love you has 8 letters, but baby, so does bullshit." Yeah, well "towel" and "hippo" both have 5 letters, and I'm pretty sure they have nothing to do with each other, amirite?
+33It's really annoying when people put up pictures where you can't even see their face, and people comment on it saying, "OMG you're sooooo gorgeous ♥ ♥". What's so gorgeous about the back of someone's head, amirite?
+330Guys: you hate it when you get arrested for bringing guns to the grocery store when all you did was wear a muscle shirt, amirite?