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+199It would be amusing if kidnappers left voicemails for a ransom if the family of the one they kidnapped didn't answer. "Uh, hey, you're not home. This is awkward. Well, we have your son. Call us back when you get th-- oh wait nevermind don't do that. You know what, we'll call back later," amirite?
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+195Calling someone an ass-hat doesn't really make sense, but it's still fun, amirite?
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+18We all know that person who is so annoying that a photon that bounces off them into your eye has an effect on your good mood similar to the effect a neutron impacting a mass of fissile material had on Hiroshima and Nagasaki, amirite?
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+330I had hip surgery last week...it’s a really new procedure, you’ve probably never heard of it, amirite?
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+254why does she sell sea shells down by the sea shore? its not a very profitable place to sell them when others can just go pick up their own for free, amirite?
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+233You're glad that some people are open-minded and don't brush their teeth or get braces, because nobody likes a homophobic racist who thinks it's best for his teeth to be straight and white, amirite?
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+2,248I like how ninja turtles wear masks, good way to hide your identity, its not like you're a giant fucking turtle or anything, amirite?
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+1,063The worst thing about getting cooties is having to contact all your old freeze tag partners, amirite?
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+206The dog from Duck Hunt, despite not even having a name, has truly earned his title as the single most hated character in videogame history. For millions of kids it was their very first experience having an inanimate computer mock their failure. You could shoot a hundred ducks in a row, but as soon as you miss one, this motherfucker would be laughing at you like you shit your pants. This canine is not mans best friend. amirite?
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+141We should keep the illegal immigrants, and deport the juggalos instead, amirite?
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+24A baker's favorite band is Bread Zeppelin... I'm sorry, I have a rye sense of humor, amirite?
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+15I'm literally so tired of people confusing literally for figuratively that I'm gonna go take a nap. amirite?
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+624You wish that homework was more like google, you could starting typing the first few words and it would automatically complete itself. Amirite?
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+728"Nobody likes me, everybody hates me, guess I'll go eat worms." Maybe nobody likes you because you're that weird kid that eats worms. Amirite?
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