Maybe it won't help with college acceptances, but knowing the capitol of Florida got me 50% off a meal once.
Everybody knows that "gently exfoliates" really means that it's going to burn like a mofo
Don't give conspiracy theorists any ideas.
Actually, I don't. I'm just not anal about flossing.
Um.. Dr.Horrible's Sing-Along Blog.
A Day to Remember is so much better than John Travolta.
Chocolate & lemonade is worse.
I know, right. It's like people could at least be creative with their responses.