As much as i hate to say this im not joking about the suicide and the deletion of my account because of all the hate/racist jokes ive gotten in the past months,yes im dumb for doing so but theres more haters on me then their are friends and i only have one friend.i guess suicide is the best way to end life itself,so thx for allowing me to post and canadianpimp will never post anything anymore e... amirite?

words of wisdom:
DONT DO IT FOO

Imagine how trippy the music video See What We Seas would be to a high person, amirite?
You hate it when you step on your penis when you wear shorts amirite?
"Okay, let's pretend Marshall Mathers never picked up a pen," He'd probably be either in jail or dead by now, amirite?

I know this is out of the song airplanes, but can someone explain to me what this is supposed to mean?

You miss one day of school, and something awesome happens, amirite?

yeah, like they give out 1,000,000 dollars to every student.

The hardest thing to find when you lose it: tv remote, amirite?
@No, your virginity.

damn i was going to say that

People are going to start posting stupid comments and amirites just to get on amiwrong, amirite?
@Like this one?

i was going to say that

Have you ever noticed that the letter P in a way looks like a penis and the letter V kind of looks like a vagina? No wonder they start with those letters. amirite?
@monstrosity Sorry, I get a little intense sometimes. :P It's a bit of a pet peeve of mine.

Lol its alright. I mean seriously, look at us fighting about what a vagina looks like.

Anyone whose favorite drink is NOT Dr. Pepper has either never had it before or is trying to lose weight, amirite?
The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live. amirite?
When I say hp you think of Harry Potter and not hand phone. amirite?
Snape, Snape, Severus Snape...Dumbledore! amirite?

SNAPE! HARRY! SNAPE! HARRY! SNAPE! HARRY! SNAPE! HARRY! SNAPE! HARRY! SNAPE! HARRY! SNAPE! HARRY! SNAPE! HARRY! Dumbledore! Hermoine!

Things can be so cute but at the same time be really creepy, amirite?

like pugs.

Have you ever noticed that the letter P in a way looks like a penis and the letter V kind of looks like a vagina? No wonder they start with those letters. amirite?
Lets talk in code. Peanuts. amirite?