+14Hooked on Phonics taught me to read, but after the expansion, Hooked on Chronics, then I forgot. amirite?
+159How old is Spongebob? Everyone calls him a kid. He has a job, so he has to be at least 14. He is going to boating school, so he has to be at least 15. But he has his own house, so he has to be at least 18. Either laws under the sea are different or he is really immature, amirite?
-12Have you ever noticed that the letter P in a way looks like a penis and the letter V kind of looks like a vagina? No wonder they start with those letters. amirite?
+132Why do people enjoy getting anal? It just feels like your taking a long crap that can't decide whether or not to stay in or come out. amirite?
+33No, its not okay that your 18 and under and you kissed 1293 people, hugged 129393, and slept with 923, so stop asking. amirite?