It would be cool if the commercial break was made up of one big commercial that included all the products you normally see in a commercial break. Like a family riding in a Ford Fusion go out to State Farm to get life insurance. One of the kids is playing with a Barbie doll in the car. She starts to choke on one of Barbie's shoes and they have to go to St. Mary's hospital. Then, once the child is revived, they end the day with dinner at Applebee's. Amirite?
@Favvkes haha. yeah. oops

On the other hand, it would be okay if she choked on "the leading brand"

Dijon vu is when you feel like you've eaten the exact same mustard before, amirite?
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Predicting the futer is too mainstream, so he predicted the prezint.

It would be cool if the commercial break was made up of one big commercial that included all the products you normally see in a commercial break. Like a family riding in a Ford Fusion go out to State Farm to get life insurance. One of the kids is playing with a Barbie doll in the car. She starts to choke on one of Barbie's shoes and they have to go to St. Mary's hospital. Then, once the child is revived, they end the day with dinner at Applebee's. Amirite?

I like this idea, but it must be thought out very carefully. I don't think that a kid choking on one of Barbie's shoes is going to help sell more Barbies.

We really need a nicer way to tell people their breath stinks without hurting their feelings. Its like 'Hey im bored! Lets go brush our teeth!" Or, "I have to make a phone call, hold this gum in your mouth.", amirite?

"Hey, who wants to play eat the mint?"
"Right here" Eats mint
"You win!"
"Alright, what do I win?"
"Another mint!"
"Oh, I'm going for the high score!"

Bad cooks: you hate when you pour your cereal and it catches on fire, amirite?

This reminded me of a Spongebob episode.

"He burnt my shake!"

Dijon vu: The sense you've had the same kind of mustard before. amirite?
How weird would it be to have another way to measure time? For example, something based on tens called chronos, with 100 chronos in a day, each broken into 100 mikros. Imagine the confusion: "What time is it over there?" "Fifty sixty-nine." "...what?" "Oh, sorry, I'm using chronos, not hours. It's 12:10." amirite?

Rainbow Dash can clear the sky in 116 vals flat.

Go to the comments section of this post, right click and paste. Show us the last thing you copied. This will be fun, amirite?

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Uh... I can explain.

Life is just something you do while you wait for Facebook notifications, amirite?
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No, I will not love your comment.

I bet you had to read this twice, amirite?
@Actually, I read it 3 times.

You have to read it twice before you can read it a third time.

That's stupid. It should be (length times weight) divided by (width times yaw) plus girth

How the hell did the guys who climbed Mt. Everest ever get down? amirite?

Gravity, obviously.

The human race is really annoying with all the hate, racism, wars, greed, and lack of equality, amirite?
@OnePenguin Penguins are 20% cooler

I swear, if you say "20% cooler" one more time, I'm gonna love and tolerate the shit out of you!

If you were a kid of the late 80s and early 90s, then you liked to eat eat eat eeples and baneenees. amirite?

I personally prefer to oot oot oot ooples and boonoonoos.

Sometimes, when you're talking to an idiot, it feels like adding the word fuck in the middle of the sentence will make them understand you better, amirite?

Did you intend to make "fuck" the 14th word of this 27 word sentence, therefore adding "fuck" in the exact middle of the sentence?