People complain too much on airplanes. like "For real? I cant get hi speed internet?! AND MY CHAIR DOESNT LEAN BACK!" .... "Dude, you are sitting in a chair... IN THE GOD DAMN SKY!", amirite?
@Montana I only get 8 fucking peanuts?!

You get fucking peanuts? Lucky! I only ever get sexually inactive peanuts...

If age is just a number and marijuana's just a plant then jail's just a room, amirite?
Track is for people that can't play any sports so they resort to running around in circles as fast as they can. amirite?

Cross country and track and field are some of the most strenuous sports there are, because you are expected to use every single bit of energy you have in the race. If you're not almost dead at the end of a race, you didn't run hard enough. We don't just jog out there.

if god isn't real, then how do leaves stay on trees even though there is gravity. Wouldn't gravity make the leaves fall off the trees? amirite?


Amirite's logo should change to a fluorescent lightbulb on earth day, amirite?

That's a bright idea!

Just cuz ima girl that means I cant burp, act childish, dress down in sweats or be loud, amirite?

Just because you're a girl doesn't mean you're exempt from proper English.

You’ve wondered if people see and taste things different – like, if every person’s tastebuds taste chocolate differently, or when we learn in primary school “this colour is called blue” if we’re all seeing the same colour, or if my blue is different to your blue, amirite?
You wonder how lick-o-rish came from licorice, amirite?

I read that as "lick-o-the-Irish", at which point it just sounded like a bad porno

You have done something you may NEVER tell your parents, amirite?

The family dog.

"It's not over till the fat lady sings." Well, then Harry Potter should've ended after the third book, amirite?
Guys that wear shorts above their knees = homosexual, amirite?

Cross country and track FTW

Nintendo didn't call it "Legend of Link" because the initials would be LoL, and that game isn't funny, IT'S EPIC. amirite?

If it was Legend of Link & Zelda it would be LOLZ

On TV, when something really, really embarrassing happens to the main character, everyone forgets about it in about a week. But in reality, it can haunt you for years to come, amirite?

Unless it's an embarassing picture of you at a Christmas party that your best friend keeps in his secret box...

The order in which you dry yourself is VERY important, amirite?

Always go from top to bottom, so no more water falls to somewhere you've already dried off!

I do all my addition in my head. It's the thought that counts, amirite?

That's sum crazy stuff!