You get fucking peanuts? Lucky! I only ever get sexually inactive peanuts...
Cross country and track and field are some of the most strenuous sports there are, because you are expected to use every single bit of energy you have in the race. If you're not almost dead at the end of a race, you didn't run hard enough. We don't just jog out there.
That's a bright idea!
Just because you're a girl doesn't mean you're exempt from proper English.
Reminds me of this http://xkcd.com/32/
I read that as "lick-o-the-Irish", at which point it just sounded like a bad porno
The family dog.
Cross country and track FTW
If it was Legend of Link & Zelda it would be LOLZ
Unless it's an embarassing picture of you at a Christmas party that your best friend keeps in his secret box...
Always go from top to bottom, so no more water falls to somewhere you've already dried off!
That's sum crazy stuff!