FlotatiousTurd

If we could ban guns, we would have world peace, just like all that peace we had before guns were invented, amirite?
@World peace will never exist as long as their are humans

The mailman knocked on my door yesterday so i killed him

An e-book is no more inferior to a printed book than a hardcover is to a paperback, amirite?
Americans: We should paint the White House black and still call it the White House. That way all the other countries would be like "Hey, that house isn't white, why is it called the White House?", and then we can all have some good laughs as our economy fails, amirite?
Quality over quantity; remember 4 quarters is better than 100 pennies. amirite?

but if i have 100 pennies thats 96 more people i can throw things at

Guns should not be legal in America (or any other country), amirite?
@cheshire_cat Making something illegal doesn't make it go away

QUICK MAKE CARS ILLEGAL CAUSE DEY CAN KILL PEOPLE HERP DERP. better yet lets all sit in a white room wrapped in bubble wrap so we cant kill anybody with our hands. better yet lets cut off everybodies hands and feet cause they can kill people, better yet lets all become vegetables so we cant even move to kill some1 OH NOES MIND BULLETTS!!!!!!!!!!!! PEWPEWPEWPEWPEW

When stripping naked on a stage, the best thing to do is imagine the whole audience giving a public speech, amirite?
Has anyone noticed that there aren't many play-places at fast food restaurants anymore? Probably because none of those kids chowing down on burgers and fries can fit through the tunnels, amirite?
@1802784

I bet it flew into a car and died

African Americans: when you see the way Africa is now, you're kinda glad slavery happened, amirite?

why cant us white folks be happy that slavery happened? do you know how many less black friends i would have!!! only one but still think of those white folks in the ghetto!

those really puff guys must be banned from the gym, or at least get transferred to an upper class gym where only puff guys workout, i mean that's it guys you WON why the fuck do you keep on coming, amirite?

im so puff im cocoa

Has anyone noticed that there aren't many play-places at fast food restaurants anymore? Probably because none of those kids chowing down on burgers and fries can fit through the tunnels, amirite?
Every time someone asks you what your favourite movie is, you forget every movie you have ever seen in your whole life, amirite?
kissing would be a lot more interesting if we all had different flavor saliva, amirite?
You shouldn't get a ticket for parking in a handicap space, unless at any time between parking and leaving, there are no other handicap spaces available. amirite?
Every time someone asks you what your favourite movie is, you forget every movie you have ever seen in your whole life, amirite?
You don't understand how one looks down at their beautiful new born baby that they carried for 9 months and spent so many hours giving birth to and realise that this thing is going to change their life in so many amazing ways and then proceed to name it Laquisha, amirite?