Virgins: You just want to get it over with and have sex with someone so you don't have to feel like shit for not anymore, amirite?

that's what i did. i never felt like shit for being a virgin, i just felt like i was out of the know.

If you could die your hair blue or purple or something fun without getting a lot of extra attention, you totally would, amirite?

i used to dye my hair purple a lot. it's really not that noticeable, most people think it's cool

A negative boy was debating the pros and cons of going to a radical party. He decided to be square and missed out on four awesome chicks. But that’s okay, because it was all over by two AM. Amirite?

ugh, that hurt my brain.

You are responsible for what you say, not for what others understand. amirite?
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But it is your fault for not trying to put it in a way so that they can get it. you might change what you say to "the grass we are standing on is colored green" or something. my whole point is just that the communicator is always responsible for what he/she communicates.

You would rather get a nice laptop than an iPad. amirite?
You are responsible for what you say, not for what others understand. amirite?
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You are not appropriately conveying the message until the receiver understands what you are trying to say.

You are responsible for what you say, not for what others understand. amirite?

Actually, this is a major misconception about communication. It is equally important that you make sure you send the desired message. The receiver should confirm what they heard, but they are not solely responsible for any misunderstandings.

your mom will always be your biggest fan, amirite?

She's definitely my bother's biggest fan. I think my cat is my biggest fan...

It's sort of the same living each day as your last - exploring the world, trying new things, meeting new people.
And you might just end up screaming and covered in someone else's blood, too.

You've wondered what people in heaven would look like. If they'd look how they did when they died or if they look how they looked in their prime. amirite?
You like to cuddle with turtles, amirite?

strange...

This is what censorship on the radio sounds like: I wanna fuck ***, amirite?

no...it sounds like "i want to f...k you"
but the song artists are classier than that, they're rarely so straight forward- they make a lot of use out of metaphors and similes.

Girls: If a guy wants you for your breasts, legs, and thighs, send him to KFC. You're a lady, not a cheap value meal. amirite?

They really want us for pussy.
May I recommend a pet store?

Even though you know its wrong, you get a little worried when you see an arab man on the same flight as you, amirite?
Even though you know its wrong, you get a little worried when you see an arab man on the same flight as you, amirite?

It's 2011, aren't we past this already?