how to kill 3 people but only get caught for 1 body.
ummm. i'm at school(college) and i just got on the computer. i might switch schools now...
To kill a mockingbird
"Does this dress make me look illiterate?"
Turn left in 5 mile. Nonono, make different turn! I bet you get B in school.
Little Boy Blue.
Little Boy Blue who?
*This is a joke to an orphan -
Who's there ?
Not your parents!
knock knock. now you say who's there
control freak. now you say control freak who...
hahaha xD i really like this one and the to whom one
Love this one(: It's best when you do it to an english teacher and they get pissed at you for correcting their grammar
Magic medicine isn't very reliable. It's like "Hey Harry we can regrow all of the bones in your arm in one night, but not fix your vision ever."
Hey everyone, stop making jokes.
Emergency transplants save lives.
For example, when my mother's testicles were about to kill her, my sister donated one of her testicles.