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how to kill 3 people but only get caught for 1 body.

ummm. i'm at school(college) and i just got on the computer. i might switch schools now...

To [verb] the [animal] - Congratulations, you've just created a metaphor about masturbating! amirite?

To kill a mockingbird

It's possible for a girl to have a dress that shows off her curves, but still reminds people that she can read, amirite?

"Does this dress make me look illiterate?"

It would be really funny if the GPS changed voices depending on what part of town you are in. YOOO Man, Yawll enturrin da ghetto! teerrrn leffft and' hit up tha likor store beeotch! Nah Nah Nah Nah Yawll misst da teeern. You are reallly dumm. Fur reel. amirite?
@Lkun What would happen if you drove through chinatown?

Turn left in 5 mile. Nonono, make different turn! I bet you get B in school.

It's pretty hard to find a knock-knock joke that's actually funny. amirite?

Knock knock
Who's there?
Little Boy Blue.
Little Boy Blue who?
Pedobear.

It's pretty hard to find a knock-knock joke that's actually funny. amirite?

*This is a joke to an orphan -

Knock Knock

Who's there ?

Not your parents!

It's pretty hard to find a knock-knock joke that's actually funny. amirite?

knock knock. now you say who's there
who's there?
control freak. now you say control freak who...

hahaha xD i really like this one and the to whom one

It's pretty hard to find a knock-knock joke that's actually funny. amirite?
It's pretty hard to find a knock-knock joke that's actually funny. amirite?

Knock knock.

Who's there?

To.

To who?

To whom*.

Love this one(: It's best when you do it to an english teacher and they get pissed at you for correcting their grammar

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With all those kids putting on the Sorting Hat, you'd think there would be an outbreak of lice every year, amirite?
@I'm sure Madame Pomfrey would take care of it. You know, magic and all...

Magic medicine isn't very reliable. It's like "Hey Harry we can regrow all of the bones in your arm in one night, but not fix your vision ever."

A girl finds out she has ovarian cancer, and can't find a donor. She tells her boyfriend but he doesn't look up from the TV. The girl finally finds a donor and after the surgery she asks her mum, "Who donated the ovaries?" The girl visited her boyfriends grave the next day. These kind of posts make you cry, amirite?

Hey everyone, stop making jokes.
Emergency transplants save lives.
For example, when my mother's testicles were about to kill her, my sister donated one of her testicles.