ForeverMarauder

The real reason that women never propose is that as soon as they get down on one knee men start unzipping, amirite?
@1741215

"You might as well propose to me."

Anyone who's an atheist just hasn't heard of Pascal's Wager, amirite?

Honestly, believing in a god does NOT increase your chances of redemption, because your chance of redemption with believing a god gives 0/infinity chance of redemption, while believing gives you a 1/infinity chance, and anything over infinity is theoretically zero.

Anyone who's an atheist just hasn't heard of Pascal's Wager, amirite?
@Saigot You want people to follow a religion, not because they believe in it nor because it will endow them with a sense of...

Let's say there is a god, and he, as you say, has the power to decide whether, after a person dies, they get to live happily in heaven or get banished to an eternity of excruciating suffering. If he would decide to send me to hell solely because I don't believe in him, even though I lived a life relatively free of sin filled with helping the less fortunate, then he's just a total dick and I rebuke him for it.

It's strange that a lot of humans see themselves as separate from other animals in the animal kingdom in two distinct groups: human and non human animals. There's really nothing special about people other than their intelligence, in the same way there's nothing special about a cheetah other than running at 70 mph and keen hunting instincts. There's no reason for humans to think of themselves as special or seperate ... amirite?

We aren't better. Our intelligence is our downfall. It's only allowed us to kill each other more effectively, fuck each other over in more ways, and wreck everything. We're smart, but obviously not smart enough. Our technology is at a God-like level, but we're still just animals at heart.

And if intelligence was really the deciding factor, then why isn't humanity split up? Why wouldn't it be acceptable for scientists to treat idiots like we treat animals? Hell, people generally think the more athletic people are better than the more intelligent people. We aren't nearly as great as we think we are.

Texas: If you hold a day of prayer because you think God will help you with your drought and the drought still continues, do the math. Amirite?
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To end the gay marriage controversy we could give gay couples the same rights as straight couples when they get married except call it something else. That way the religious people couldn't complain because it's technically not "marriage,", amirite?

To end the gay marriage controversy we could give gay couples the same rights as straight couples when they get married except call it marriage because fuck the people who have a problem with that

You defy at least one stereotype, amirite?

Im a douchebag but I don't flip my collar up.

Virginity is more of an accomplishment than a failure. It's not hard to lose it; there's always some promiscuous or drunk person who'll have sex with you. It's so much harder to contain your hormones and emotions and maintain your integrity, especially if you're with someone you really like, amirite?

How the hell is being a virgin an accomplishment? Sex isn't a great feat of heroism, it's just a personal choice. I totally respect other people's choices and I think abstaining from sex is a very responsible thing to do for many people, especially young people. But most people have sex because they choose to have sex, not because they are to weak to refuse. Not having sex does not make you a better person and it's a really stupid thing to be proud of.

Apparently 85% of the U.S. believes in God, which is hard to believe, amirite?
@Cnhaegyreonm I am the 15%.

So are 85% of the people of amirite.

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Magic is all about how you interpret it. Sure we don't have flying cars, or magic wands, but we do have technology that allows us to talk to someone thousands of miles away, doors that open for us, and access to all sorts of information at the touch of the button. It's just a matter of perspective, amirite?
If a single living cell was found on a distant planet, scientists would exclaim that we have found life elsewhere in the universe. So why is a single living cell found in the womb of a pregnant woman not considered life, amirite?

If a piece of broccoli was found on a distant planet, scientists would exclaim that we have found life elsewhere in the universe. So why is eating broccoli not murder?

Nothing's wrong with screamo music. In fact, it's quite under-appreciated. Amirite?
You don't understand veganism, because with things like dairy products and eggs, you don't hurt animals to obtain them, amirite?
@Thomas Not everyone can afford to keep their livestock in a spa.

Yes, let's take pity on the poor slaughterhouse owners that can't afford to keep their animals healthy and in a humane environment. That is a horrible argument. If you can't afford to run a humane slaughterhouse then you shouldn't run one at all.

Why do teachers always seem to blame the fact that they can't handle their classes on the time of day? E.g. "Come on guys, I know it's Monday morning"; "Come on guys, I know it's Friday afternoon"; "Come on guys, I know it's 9:23 on a Thursday"; amirite?
@Funnyplants Because people are in different moods and have different amounts of energy depending on the time of day

not me. I only have different moods and different amounts of energy depending on my proximity to cats.