I like this post because it used the word "fancy."

for a clownfish he's not very funny

we did it! we did it! yeah yeah yeaahhhh! no eating here tonight, no eating here tonight, no, no, no eating here tonight. you're on a diet :)

can we talk about more pressing matters here? instead of the credibility (or lackthereof) of the original poster?

like where i can adopt midget babies in bulk?

haha oh come on! you haven't met anyone say: "he's gonna touch the butt!"

i'm a girl and i'm sick of this.

best follow up i've read :)

Trying to explain this in one simple comment is like trying to learn Organic Chemistry when you don't even know what a periodic table is.

should hide yo kids, hide yo wives

"just"?

nah, i doubt she really wrote that. it's all over tumblr. i do love this one though. :)

you haven't met me :)

for a smile they can share the night

do ya do ya do ya?

and Steve Nash! we are eternally grateful.