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When you're decorating a Christmas tree, you put all the ornaments towards the front side where everybody can see it, and almost nothing on the back side,
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I'm drunk, therefore what I'm about to do is an AMAZING idea,
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Do I want a lightsaber knife that can toast my bread as I slice it? Um, only always,
amirite?
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2-in-1 shampoo plus conditioner never work as effective as applying shampoo and conditioner separately,
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You know 'nocturnal' means active during the night, but you didn't know that 'diurnal' means active during the day.
amirite?
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Pardon me Sir Gangster? Your trousers are descending.
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Twilight's like soccer. They run around for 2 hours, nobody scores, and its billion fans insist you just don't understand,
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Apathy - our country's leading cause of whatever,
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I'll browse just one more page of amirite... ok, one more... ok, really, one more... one last... last one, I swear... one more... IT'S 4 FUCKING AM??
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Every time you see a name trending on Twitter, your first question is: "Oh no, are you dead?",
amirite?
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There's a fine line between learning from your mistakes and being afraid to try again,
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It's annoying when it's too cold to not use a blanket, but too hot to be underneath one,
amirite?
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Doing nothing is only fun if you're supposed to be doing something,
amirite?
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When it's your birthday and people greet you on Facebook, you don't want to click on the "99 notifications" because it makes you feel special,
amirite?
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With midterms and papers, it might be Holy Week, but it sure feels like hell week,
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