A question you never asked yourself is why the alphabet has an order. amirite?

You right. A question I've never asked myself. And will never ask myself. Good day.

$50,000 is simultaneously a lot of money and not very much money. amirite?

How many people have actually had $50K? Not assets or retirement funds, but actually cash in the bank or in hand? I'm 67 and the most money I ever had in savings was $17K back in the 80s.

$50,000 is simultaneously a lot of money and not very much money. amirite?
The placebo effect can effect actual medicine, amirite?

For future reference

Effect - a change which is a result or consequence of an action or other cause.

Affect - have an effect on; make a difference to.

It is very unlikely that Terminators have reproductive parts. amirite?

We read very different types of fan fiction

The afterlife seems like it'll be overcrowded. amirite?
Corn is the tracer bullet of the digestive system, amirite?

Scotland Yard wants your location

If they had included any sport from "Takeshi's Castle" in the Tokio Olympics, it would have gone to another level. amirite?

Guy LeDouche

Holywood turned nuclear bombs from most horrifying weapons, to humanity saving tool so many times, that public perception about them actually changed. amirite?

No, the perception is still the same. Fictional movies cannot actually change public perception

You were probably a NPC in someone's dream. amirite?

Hell, I'm an NPC in real life

Wet dreams are not pleasurable. They usually hurt, and are quite messy. amirite?

They hurt? Don't know if that's normal bud

It's amazing how often usernames check out. amirite?
@Shiny244 Which three did you eat?

Sister, mother, girlfriend. All yours, of course.

If any or all of those don't apply to you then I'll settle for two slices of pizza and a beer.

Also not trying to imply I'm a cannibal, in case anyone read it that way.

Buy 1 get 1 free is the same as 2 for the price of one. amirite?

In my grocery store it's often just half priced, even if you buy just one (i.e., you don't need to take two).

Power washing the deck is the dad version of playing in the sprinkler. amirite?

Washing the car.

We have never drank 100% clean water in our entire lives, amirite?
@Tldfonat Isnt that dangerous

Not all chemical reactions are dangerous and some that are can be in controlled environments