When you think about it, every person is in a different time zone. amirite?

Im now in 16:15 zone

Masturbation doesn't count man

Guys who put the toilet seat down after they pee in a public men's room need to rethink their life choices. amirite?
@yomamascub Why? It literally hurts no one...

It's fine until the next guy to pee doesn't put it up.

@Where did you get this information

Ummm... I heard it on the Hershey Highway.

If the guy who named flies "flies" named fish he would've named them "swims", amirite?

How would he catch them?

Stepsisters are much 'nicer' in porn than in fairytales, amirite?

Well there is a lack of stepbros in fairytails.

If there were infinitely many parallel universes, then we would visit each other all the time. amirite?
@m8777 If there are infinite universes then there is one with a possibility that none of the other universes will ever...

There are an infinite amount of universe with an infinite amount of possible properties. mindblowing

If there were infinitely many parallel universes, then we would visit each other all the time. amirite?
@KevlarYarmulke Unless interuniverse travel is actually impossible

If that's the case, it probably also doesn't matter they exist

The less loyalty you experience, the harder it is for you to trust, amirite?

Sounds like a Trump excuse...

the decisions you make in your life may decide what planet your offspring choose to live. amirite?

Great great great great grandkids man, you mean like next generation getting off this planet? Shiiiiiiiiit

One day, multiple people will be staring at your dead body. amirite?

Not if I stare at it first.

Everything you have ever heard is 100% true except for when it's not. amirite?

Hmmm, yes the floor is made of floor

Photons works better then "Cardinals" for the AZ football team. amirite?
If you want to blow up a balloon, you can use helium to make it lighter. If you use helium, you can blow up a balloon with a lighter, amirite?
@nitrodragon523 Are you confusing helium with hydrogen?

Yes, yes they are. Least we know who payed attention in high school chemistry?