Frank_n_Furter

It is ridiculous for an airlines policy to prohibit unaccompanied minors from sitting next to male passengers on a plane. amirite?

Seems legit. Because someone is man, there's a good chance they're going to rape little kids in public.

It bugs you when people try to talk smarter than they actually are, amirite?
It's a good thing the procreation of the human species doesn't rely on female orgasms, amirite?
Drunk Driving should be encouraged to weed out all the stupid people from the smart people, amirite?
Gay marriage should be legal, amirite?
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<em>Authors note: This is for a report and I'd appreciate it if you could give me reasons why you think it should be legal in the comments. If I use your ideas you will be cited in my report.</em>
@Avettbrothersaregods The only reason I voted no, is because the term "gay marriage" is a contradiction. in the dictionary, the word...

I think we should change the definition of marriage. If I was gay, I wouldn't want to be unionized with my partner, I'd want to be married. But I never thought of it this way.

@Supermannn yeah, it is a joke. you're like 12(therefore not expected to have any endurance, and I'm 20 and can go for an hour :P)

Dude... an hour? Sheesh. I'd get bored. I'd start making a grocery list in my head. And it starts to hurt after a while, but I think that's just me.

There are 4 types of female orgasms: the positive orgasm, "Oh yes! Oh yes! Oh yes!", the negative orgasm: "Oh no! Oh no! Oh no!", the religious orgasm: "Oh God! Oh God! Oh God!" and the fake orgasm: "Oh Anthony! Oh Anthony! Oh Anthony!", amirite?

The negative orgasm?

If you need the government to protect your culture, it’s already dead. It’s like if you need armed guards to keep your wife in your house, your marriage is already dead. If you need violence to protect your ideas, your ideas are worthless to begin with.
@John_MacTavish At first I laughed at your over-generalizing naive stupidity. Then I noticed you were american and realized that...

"At first I laughed at your
over-generalizing naive stupidity. Then I noticed you were american..."

So much stupid it hurts.

Drunk Driving should be encouraged to weed out all the stupid people from the smart people, amirite?
@Not to mention those unlucky bastards that get killed by drunk drivers. Who needs them?

Because you're not an obvious troll. A troll won't ever admit to being a troll. The only times any one ever admits to being a troll is when they didn't intend to be one and look stupid.

You don't understand how one looks down at their beautiful new born baby that they carried for 9 months and spent so many hours giving birth to and realise that this thing is going to change their life in so many amazing ways and then proceed to name it Laquisha, amirite?
@StickCaveman There was a girl at my school named Basha.

There was a girl at my school name Ufima. Pronounced oof-uh-muh. There was another girl named Lala. I don't care how unique it makes your child, at the end of the day their name is still fucking Lala.

In order to make less noise in the bathroom stalls, you typically poop in your hand and quietly place it in the water, amirite?

Now we just need to figure out how to discreetly walk out of the stall with shit stains on your hand.

Where the fuck are her elbows, amirite?
@Scientist On the other side of her arm?

You should still be able to see a line or a bump or dimple of some sort.

For all the teenage girls who want Mitt Romney as president, let me know how you feel when you can't get birth control or an abortion. amirite?

This doesn't even make sense. Not all people who use birth control or get abortions are teenagers. Not all teenager girls for Mitt Romney are having sex. And even if they do get pregnant, that doesn't mean they're going to change their stance.

If a single living cell was found on a distant planet, scientists would exclaim that we have found life elsewhere in the universe. So why is a single living cell found in the womb of a pregnant woman not considered life, amirite?

Are we really going to do this again? No matter what any one says, no one is going to change the mind of a pro life or pro choice person.

Girls enjoy sex better than guys. amirite?