Tell Matt congrats on the new research assistant job!
And the kids should always make fun of his weight!
Dora:What block can go into this hole?
You: My dick
Dora: That's right!
Fuck yeah, I'm a champion.
"I shit thee not"
It's always good to be polite to the person who, I don't know, GRADES THE TEST.
So that's why Molly Weasley kept trying for a daughter.
As far as I know, the author doesn't have to be dead for it to be considered a classic. I mean, wasn't Fahrenheit 451 a classic before last week?
Are you kidding? I love watching a woman eat couch cushions!
But in all seriousness, I just think this is the epitome of ridiculousness.
I predict POTD.
Don't worry guys, I got this.
I guess that being some part of some random person's wallpaper is the closest I'll ever get to a celebrity's life.
For some reason, I just thought "AND THE SEVEN COULD BE LOWERCASE TOO!" Time to go to bed.
I'd be a pretty knowledgeable six year old once I woke up.
How is that ironic?