Every time you watch porn you fear in the back of your mind that it's somehow connected to your Twitter or Facebook, and that it's gonna make a post about how much you love hot horny lesbians. Amirite?
@Favvkes I'm such a daredevil http://ctrlv.in/59467

Tell Matt congrats on the new research assistant job!

Someone should create a show that revolves around a family that involves a stupid but lovable father, a hot misunderstood mother, and their kids getting into crazy antics all the time, amirite?
You answer dora the explorers questions wrong on purpose, amirite?

Dora:What block can go into this hole?
You: My dick
Dora: That's right!

It's awesome how when you comment on your own post the comment gets a gold border like it just won a fucking Olympic medal, amirite?

Fuck yeah, I'm a champion.

It's ironic that A list celebrities spend a lot of their time trying not to be noticed so they can just live their lives, but I bet one of the places they really wish they could get noticed would be while driving. You can just imagine a big SUV with neon signs on the side that say 'Attention, this is Brad Pitt. I shit thee not, the real Brad Pitt. Do not cut me off again and please let me in the damn turning lane.', amirite?

"I shit thee not" hehe smilie

When your teacher is passing out a quiz, you always get annoyed at the kid who says "thank you" to them, yeah, thanks for giving me a test that will surely bring down my grade, amirite?

It's always good to be polite to the person who, I don't know, GRADES THE TEST.

Consider this: If a woman has only male children, she is the first woman in an unbroken line of women going straight back to the dawn of humanity to not have a daughter. The reverse is true for fathers having only daughters. amirite?

So that's why Molly Weasley kept trying for a daughter.

You wish that J.K. Rowling (as amazing as she is) would die so Harry Potter would be considered a classic and you could read it for school, amirite?

As far as I know, the author doesn't have to be dead for it to be considered a classic. I mean, wasn't Fahrenheit 451 a classic before last week?

It's sad that the show "Here Comes Honey Boo Boo" exists, amirite?
@ThisBlackChick That can be said about nearly any show on TLC.

Are you kidding? I love watching a woman eat couch cushions!

But in all seriousness, I just think this is the epitome of ridiculousness.

You don't understand how one looks down at their beautiful new born baby that they carried for 9 months and spent so many hours giving birth to and realise that this thing is going to change their life in so many amazing ways and then proceed to name it Laquisha, amirite?

I predict POTD.

It's really attractive when people scrunch their lips together when taking a picture. More people should pose like that. amirite?

Don't worry guys, I got this.

It's really attractive when people scrunch their lips together when taking a picture. More people should pose like that. amirite?
@MyHotHotJam Collage time! This took forever. people on the side got cut off though, sry The picture keeps going away though!...

I guess that being some part of some random person's wallpaper is the closest I'll ever get to a celebrity's life.

It's weird how the 7-Eleven logo doesn't capitalize the last 'n', amirite?
@Fred_Weasley Who knows, that could be a lowercase v too.

For some reason, I just thought "AND THE SEVEN COULD BE LOWERCASE TOO!" Time to go to bed.

It's scary to think that at any point in your life, you could wake up and be six again, and what you thought was your life was just a dream. amirite?

I'd be a pretty knowledgeable six year old once I woke up.

The olympics are a time when the entire world forgets their differences and joins together in their hatred for China. amirite?