Adam was in the garden, watching all the animals, and had an idea... "God", said Adam, "I need a partner, like the animal's, someone else to be with."
God thought about it for a while, and came back to Adam, and said "I think I can help you out, but, it's going to cost you an arm and a leg."
Adam paused, and asked, "Well what can you get me for a rib?"
I made this post two years ago, I'm older and wiser now.
I think the people that wrote the bible didn't think about it too much
Haha first time i did it i thought i'd pissed myself
Retard means slow
If doing that is wrong, i dont wanna be right
Funky chord, D9th?
There's actually a lot of funny references to stuff that most people wouldn't pick up on
Sit on the bassist's amp
This MLIA-esque obsession with turtles should end
I failed my resolution :D:D:D:D:D:D:D
We don't drink warm beer
Nice try, maybe next time