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Your mind was blown when you first learned that nickelodeon is an actual word, amirite?
@thatguys Yes, but my mind wasn't "blown"

EXCUSE MY, PERHAPS, EXAGGERATED WORDING, STUART.

It would be amazing if all restaurants had to end their URLs with ".nom", amirite?
I wonder if the police changed their extension for calling the police from [I don't know] to 911 because of the incident happened on 9/11, amirite?
Remember, if you smoke after sex, you're doing it too fast, amirite?

Reminds me of that robot porno I was masturbating to the other day.

Link here: http://tinyurl.com/3rdpq4b (NSFW)

It sucks when someone says, "Bear with me" but they don't and you're stuck there growling by yourself, amirite?

A similar yet fatal fate befell one of my friends. Someone was about to shoot him in the back of his head, and another person shouted "DUCK!" And then, my friend just started quacking.

Moral of the story: Proper, animal-free wording can save lives. Start today.

It's extremely sad that E.B. White's "Charlotte's Web" was found to be plagiarized from a German 1918 book, amirite?
@Nacklefoodle Even if it were true, it wouldn't be EXTREMELY sad. It's just a book.

Well, you're just a nacklefoodle. How do you like it now that the TABLES HAVE TURNED, HMM?

Watching The Ring nowadays is almost silly. I mean, for one, videotapes are hardly threatening. And if some random girl called you and said, "Seven days," you'd probably think, "Who the fuck? I need to take my number off Facebook." And even if you saw that chick climbing out of the TV, you'd be like, "Damn this 3D TV shit is getting insane." amirite?
@EpicFlameSword If that ring girl came into my house I would probably beat her to death with a cro-bar and get my Pikachu to use...

Wow, fail. Electric-type attacks are only super effective against Water and Flying Pokémon. So unless that Samara bitch can FLY or MAKE IT RAIN or some shit like that, IT'D JUST HAVE A REGULAR EFFECT ON HER. Get yo' shit together, homie.

When you're holding a Sharpie, it's hard to resist the urge to doodle all over everything, amirite?

Put the cap back on, and back away. It's the only way.

Back when e-mail was a hip new thing, you were so excited whenever that famous "You've got mail!" sounded. Fast forward to today. Your inbox is filled with 196 unread e-mails, and now, getting an actual concrete letter in the mail is more exciting. amirite?
Back when e-mail was a hip new thing, you were so excited whenever that famous "You've got mail!" sounded. Fast forward to today. Your inbox is filled with 196 unread e-mails, and now, getting an actual concrete letter in the mail is more exciting. amirite?
@Courage_Wolf That is definitely lesbian

homie dont judge... lol i bet u'd hit a gurl even if she was frum mehico cuz u desprit lol

Back when e-mail was a hip new thing, you were so excited whenever that famous "You've got mail!" sounded. Fast forward to today. Your inbox is filled with 196 unread e-mails, and now, getting an actual concrete letter in the mail is more exciting. amirite?
@Courage_Wolf Really? She's Mexican, take that into consideration.

lol dont be dissin my alien homies lol i know dis mexican gurl dat got a nice booty lol im not lesbo but id def hit it if given da chanse if u no wat i meen ;)

With all those kids putting on the Sorting Hat, you'd think there would be an outbreak of lice every year, amirite?
@lonely_jew With a mustache? That must be pretty exciting.

Yeah, it is. Unfortunately, only girls can go on my mustache rides. I mean... I could see how a guy could go on one, but I'm not really into that, y'know?

With all those kids putting on the Sorting Hat, you'd think there would be an outbreak of lice every year, amirite?
With all those kids putting on the Sorting Hat, you'd think there would be an outbreak of lice every year, amirite?
@lonely_jew And teenage whores. And tuba players. And the wind. And bombs. ... A lot of things blow.

Like your... You know what? I'm not gonna say it. Anyone who wants to, feel free. Kyle's mom gets enough crap anyw-- oh, wait. Oops.

With all those kids putting on the Sorting Hat, you'd think there would be an outbreak of lice every year, amirite?