Computer programmers are people who have figured out how to press little plastic cube shapes in the correct order, amirite?

That's like saying "physicists are people who have figured out how to put numbers and letters in the right order to make equations"

When you say penis it sounds more inappropriate than when you say dick, amirite?

I prefer to say penis in other languages over saying it in English

Humans have 100 million million cells in the body, and we're always just one cell division away from getting cancer. amirite?
The wind is gay because all it does is blow you. amirite?

No its mother nature giving you some free head.

Every part of the dump you took this morning was present at the Big Bang, amirite?

My poop experience will never be the same

We all are still looking for that video that we first jacked off too all those years ago, amirite?
Bed is the only place where "What an asshole" could be a compliment, amirite?

Stripclub

If you want to blow up a balloon, you can use helium to make it lighter. If you use helium, you can blow up a balloon with a lighter, amirite?

Helium is a noble gas and not flammable, it seems you may be confusing it.

The scary noises kids hear late at night are probably their parents having sex, amirite?
Never admit that you're an expert at anything. Tell everyone you're an amateur. That way when you fail nobody is disappointed and when you succeed everyone is impressed. amirite?

I never tell anyone about how good I am at wacking off. And I get the exact opposite result.

Holidays with children aren't actually holidays but nightmares just in a nice environment. amirite?