Sleep is the free trial of death, a coma is a membership. amirite?

time to pirate the full version with DLC

For every celebrity that dies in a bizarre wanking accident there must be a large hidden amount of ordinary people who meet their end in a masturbating misadventure. amirite?
If elephants became as active as mice, they would explode( hint: mitochondria) amirite?

Love to go in Africa to see some elephants exploding

People born on Feb. 29, 2096 won't turn 1 until they're 8. amirite?
@Explain yourself because what?

Years that are multiples of 100 don't get a leap year, so the next leap day after leap day 2096 is leap day 2104.

People born on Feb. 29, 2096 won't turn 1 until they're 8. amirite?
@Bunionsbill 100:4=25 So theres 25 leap years in a ceuntry Do u know what a leap year even is

" Every year that is exactly divisible by four is a leap year, except for years that are exactly divisible by 100, but these centurial years are leap years if they are exactly divisible by 400. For example, the years 1700, 1800, and 1900 are not leap years, but the years 1600 and 2000 are. "

- The United States Naval Observatory

A Whopper from Burger King can be considered a "healthy" meal if you consider the lettuce, tomatoes , and onions as a salad... amirite?

I'd kill for a whopper rn...

Everything we touch in public is probably going to be made out of copper and brass in the next few years because it self-disinfects. The near future is going to look kind of steampunk. amirite?
@shai-e Have you ever seen a statue everyone touches? The outermost layer just jets erased. Layering is still a solution...

2 cm is almost an inch, which is excessive. You would only need a coating of a few Millimeters. The copper coating on pennies is way less than 1 mm.

The outer layer isn't "erased" lmao. Brass tarnishes, people touch the tarnished surface repeatedly, the tarnish (oxide layer) is slowly worn off.

For every celebrity that dies in a bizarre wanking accident there must be a large hidden amount of ordinary people who meet their end in a masturbating misadventure. amirite?
Guns ended millennia long traditions of soldiers pretending their swords were dicks. amirite?
True beauty doesn't exist as we, imperfect humans, decide what is or isn't beautiful, amirite?
Gamers and socially anxious people have waited for this their whole lives, amirite?

Yep. I have several video games at my disposal. Anime and hentai too.

Killing hornets might be the only kind of murder that is justifiable. amirite?

Toads in Australia.

Any time Chewbacca makes a mistake, it's a Wookie error. amirite?

Is this a play on "rookie mistake"?

Absolutely false. I like solid poops. I like my poop to hurt a little

The mouth has hair grow around it because it too can be a sexual organ. amirite?

Yeah but... No. It's not an organ at all...