I prefer to say penis in other languages over saying it in English
The other 2/3 die before the cancer develops
No its mother nature giving you some free head.
That's like saying "physicists are people who have figured out how to put numbers and letters in the right order to make equations"
My poop experience will never be the same
I feel personally attacked.
Helium is a noble gas and not flammable, it seems you may be confusing it.
And their parents
I never tell anyone about how good I am at wacking off. And I get the exact opposite result.