No its mother nature giving you some free head.
I prefer to say penis in other languages over saying it in English
Helium is a noble gas and not flammable, it seems you may be confusing it.
My poop experience will never be the same
I feel personally attacked.
And their parents
I never tell anyone about how good I am at wacking off. And I get the exact opposite result.
The other 2/3 die before the cancer develops
That's like saying "physicists are people who have figured out how to put numbers and letters in the right order to make equations"