Because even the moderators don't understand how to make a good post
You should always use a cover sheet when faxing
Then Holmium, Argon, Yttrium, Monosulfur, Uranium, Phosphorus, Erbium, Lanthanum, Tellurium, Chromium, Iodine, Disulfur, Titanium and Arsenic came in and said:
"(Ho) (Ho) (Ho) ! m(Ar)(Y.) (S)(P)(Er) (La)(Te) (Cr)(I)(S)(Ti)m(As)!!"
Then lonely Nobelium sat in the corner.
"(No.) one cares about Christmas."
Iodine ran to him and proclaimed.
Helium came by and started to giggle at Iodine's enthusiasm and make fun.
"(He) (He), Oh Iodine, everyone knows the only thing you're good for is helping Thyroid conditions."
Then came Curium and Berklium to stand up for poor Iodine.
"Nice (Cm) (Bk)." They said.
And they all left Nobelium and Helium to sit in the non-spirit of late Christmas.
Flourine, Iodine, Nitrogen: "(F)(I)(N.)."
That moment when humans are not considered mammals.
Yeah, he sold it to the new "admin". And wow, my comment is lasting a lot longer than I imagined. Maybe they're just going to ban me instead, like they did all the other people.
But I'd better hush now, before they put me in a concentration camp or something...
It's my little form of rebellion and the fact that the posts are no longer picked by mods, but by the new "admin".
Now, all I have to do is wait for this comment to get deleted...
See, now the voting options make no sense. Yeah you are what? A human? Online? Really pissed off? Kind of annoyed? Passive-aggressively alluding to something?
You love the sexual tension between statefarm and saturnlite88 amirite?
Can I come over to night to look over your manuscript, and maybe give it my endorsement?
Most of my pencils are Chinese.
Yeah that's why I'm on team pineapple