Job or Entrepreneurship? Which is better? I go for entrepreneur...

You should always use a cover sheet when faxing

You hate it when people text you "k" because you're rarely in the mood to ever talk about potassium. amirite?

Then Holmium, Argon, Yttrium, Monosulfur, Uranium, Phosphorus, Erbium, Lanthanum, Tellurium, Chromium, Iodine, Disulfur, Titanium and Arsenic came in and said:

"(Ho) (Ho) (Ho) ! m(Ar)(Y.) (S)u smilie(P)(Er) (La)(Te) (Cr)(I)(S)(Ti)m(As)!!"

Then lonely Nobelium sat in the corner.
"(No.) one cares about Christmas."

Iodine ran to him and proclaimed.
"(I) do!!"

Helium came by and started to giggle at Iodine's enthusiasm and make fun.
"(He) (He), Oh Iodine, everyone knows the only thing you're good for is helping Thyroid conditions."

Then came Curium and Berklium to stand up for poor Iodine.
"Nice (Cm) (Bk)." They said.

And they all left Nobelium and Helium to sit in the non-spirit of late Christmas.

Flourine, Iodine, Nitrogen: "(F)(I)(N.)."

It's pretty strange how every character in Finding Nemo, even the humans, speak the same language except for the whale, amirite?
@popcorn_freak Perhaps it's because the whale is a mammal?

That moment when humans are not considered mammals.

It seems as though the rate at which time passes us by increases as we grow older. The hourglass containing the sands of time widens in the center with each year of age, amirite?
@jykjlw2 Anthony doesn't run the site anymore? Where have I been?

Yeah, he sold it to the new "admin". And wow, my comment is lasting a lot longer than I imagined. Maybe they're just going to ban me instead, like they did all the other people.

But I'd better hush now, before they put me in a concentration camp or something...

It seems as though the rate at which time passes us by increases as we grow older. The hourglass containing the sands of time widens in the center with each year of age, amirite?
@shelbme Wait, why?

It's my little form of rebellion and the fact that the posts are no longer picked by mods, but by the new "admin".

Now, all I have to do is wait for this comment to get deleted...

Sometimes, the people in charge don't always do what's best for their people as a whole, amirite? Or amirite? Ex: My school now has this priority registration thing, where the people with the most hours get to sign up for classes first. This was put in place by the chancellor, who thought it would be a good idea, but it's really not.

See, now the voting options make no sense. Yeah you are what? A human? Online? Really pissed off? Kind of annoyed? Passive-aggressively alluding to something?

You love how intense the sexual tension between you and someone else can be when you tell them to shut up and they reply "make me", amirite?

You love the sexual tension between statefarm and saturnlite88 amirite?

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If the shortage of Bacon thing is true, then the Apocalypse is truly upon us, amirite?

Aporkalypse.

"Manuscript" is probably the classiest place to hide the word "anus.", amirite?
@poler10 And endorsement is a great place to hide semen...

Can I come over to night to look over your manuscript, and maybe give it my endorsement? hello smilie

Most stick people are black, amirite?
The "Change your profile picture to a mango" thing is turning amirite into facebook, amirite?

Yeah that's why I'm on team pineapple

The fruit in the picture many people are setting as their profile picture looks fucking delicious, amirite?