"You don't just punch a butthole"

In action movies, when a character gets punched in the face, they take it as if it was nothing and continue on with the fight. But in reality, that punch would have knocked out that person and end the fight right there, amirite?

Erm... you don't get knocked out when you get punched in the face? You don't even fall down. Have you ever been in a fight, or at least watched one? It's not that hard to take a punch and keep going.

In action movies, when a character gets punched in the face, they take it as if it was nothing and continue on with the fight. But in reality, that punch would have knocked out that person and end the fight right there, amirite?
@Khauri_Bourne Not true, there are several ways. One is to hit as hard as you can an artery on the side of the neck. It restricts...

The way MMA fighters knock people out is to hit them in the jaw. It rattles the brain and knocks them out.

Americans: sometimes you wake up inspired and ready to change the world. then you realize that you're american so you get up and grab a burger instead. amirite?
Americans: sometimes you wake up inspired and ready to change the world. then you realize that you're american so you get up and grab a burger instead. amirite?
@NoImNotHittingOnYou Idk. I thought it was funny! But I usually think americans are fat jokes are funny.

I thought they used to be. But now, they have to be really really clever for me to like them.

They should legalize marijuana because lots of people use getting high as a form of escape from their problems and sometimes thats what we all need. amirite?
@1313325

This would be a good argument if weed was made illegal for public health concern. But it wasn't, so none of that matters, except boosting the economy.

Americans: sometimes you wake up inspired and ready to change the world. then you realize that you're american so you get up and grab a burger instead. amirite?
@NoImNotHittingOnYou I laughed at it. I think most people would to if they weren't offended so easily.

I'm not offended by it. I just think OP coulda been less generic. I just don't find it clever.

Girls: Your sex life is a private matter and you don't like to discuss it openly with most people you know. This gets even more private if you're in a long and stable relationship with someone, amirite?
@Montana excuse me? Show YOUR face!

@1312512 (Montana): I think she looks like she's 16 or 17, but if you say so.

People who make a big deal out of correcting everyones grammar are trying too hard to look smart on the internet, amirite?
It's irritating when people say Justin Beiber has no talent just because they don't like him. He can actually sing without autotune, and no duh you're not gonna like him if you're not in his target audience, amirite?
@He can't sing without autotune lulz

Have you ever heard him sing without autotune?

During summer, a jump in the pool totally counts as a shower. amirite?
Tapeworms are like pets that live inside you, amirite?

No, they're like pests who live inside you. Or better yet, parasites, that live inside you.

Smoker: "I look so cool right now puff all of these people are so jealous!"
Everyone else: "What a jackass!", amirite?
@I don't smoke because it's cool, or even because I really like it. I smoke because something about it-- maybe the...

Nicotine releases happy chemicals in your brain that people are easily addicted to which is why many people say they have a calming effect, because well, that's what endorphins do.

We shouldn't cut old people so much slack. Just because your over 60 does not mean manners are no longer relevant to you. amirite?

I've never met an old person with bad manners. But I have met a lot of younge people. What's their excuse? They have waaay less of a right than old people to not have manners, they haven't put up with the worlds shit as long.

The baby who played Carlos in The Hangover is gonna get a lot of poon when he's older, amirite?

"I played the baby in the hangover you know" "bullshit"