+328When you pick up your phone at the same time you get a call or text, you feel like Jesus. amirite?
+18It bothers me when people say "Easy as Pie". Have you ever tried making pie ? It's pretty difficult. amirite?
+2,590When zombies take over the world, everyone should go to Costco. It has thick concrete walls, years worth of supplies, and the zombies can't get in unless they have a membership card. amirite?