You are someone who acts like a completely different person online, amirite?
@Frank_n_Furter Also I'm much less well spoken in real life. I take a lot of time considering what to say online because I have...

I know exactly how you feel; some days I try to speak as little as possible to try and avoid stuttering/making a fool of myself.

You are someone who acts like a completely different person online, amirite?

I just realized I completely messed this post up...I meant to say You know someone who acts like a completely different person online instead of what I posted. Oh well!

Buckets: It sucks being kicked by humans 153,000 times a day, amirite?
@Ueki Um...It's about the phrase "kick the bucket" meaning "to die". It was supposed to be a joke about the human...

I love how the person how was just absolutely bashing you refuses to acknowledge your explanation. This is a clever joke and a decent post.

It's ridiculous to point out parents are laughing and joking in interviews after their kids died? Jonbenet Ramsey case. What tipped people off was the fact that she did not mourn her daughter. Turns out she killed her. It's absolutely a valid red flag. Combined with everything else? You're a blind sheep with some seriously delusional faith in our corrupt Government if you aren't questioning the mounting inconsistencies and lies being perpetuated by our media.

What are you suggesting?

Whenever I see somebody who looks depressed, I try and fax them as fast as I can so they'll feel better. It usually doesn't work though :(

We should find out if we have Amirite? neighbors. Comment with a state. Comments on comments will be cities/towns. Subsequent comments will be districts, streets, etc. amirite?
Diets fail because people think of them as temporary things. People shouldn't say, "Oh, I'm going on a diet." They should say, "I'm changing the way I eat for life." Amirite?
@Treldman This? This is POTD? Seriously?

I actually like this POTD, and I'm pretty sure most people wouldn't bat an eye if this was a POTD before Ant sold the site. I think people are just expecting every POTD chosen now to be the most horrible thing ever and thus aren't giving it a fair chance.

It would be funny to creep out a sibling by running to their room late in the night and ask breathlessly if you can borrow a ruler. Once they give it to you, run to your room, slam the door, and be completely silent for around 30 seconds. Then come out of your room with a big smile on your face and thank them profusely. They'd probably have trouble making eye contact with you for at least a couple weeks, amirite?
@BuffyInTheTARDIS I think that was sorta the point: that nobody would be THAT happy. That's what makes it so creepy.

Nah I was kinda trying to make it seem like he was happy about having like an eight inch dick or something but that works too haha.

The online advert with a big red button that says "push me" is incredibly tempting to click on, amirite?

And then just touch me

It would be really interesting to hear different users' amirite life stories. Like why they became a poster/commentor/both and how they got to their current level of popularity on the site, amirite?

My story is actually really long and complicated. Not even joking, if anyone wants to know message me.

How many Freudian analysts does it take to change a lightbulb? Two. One to change the bulb, and one to hold the penis... wait, I meant the ladder, amirite?
Your parents make beautiful babies, amirite?

Wow, I never knew so many people on this site had beautiful brothers and sisters.

All of Taylor Swift's exes should collaborate and write a song about her, amirite?

John Mayer would fuck shit up.

When you hear the phrase "family jewels," you don't think of diamonds or pearls, amirite?

You're right! I think of amber.