There really is no reason to sentence a prisoner to another life sentence if they kill another inmate; I mean they're not going anywhere. At that point it's probably more about bragging rights. "What, you have one life sentence? Pshh, I have three", amirite?
@StickCaveman A life sentence is only 20 to 25 years. Kinda misleading isn't it?

Wow, really? That's pretty ridiculous; I wasn't aware that people only lived 20-25 years.

If age is just a number and marijuana's just a plant then jail's just a room, amirite?

And this is just another unoriginal POTD.

Why do local banks feel compelled to inform us of the temperature? Oh yeah, because when we pass we think to ourselves, "Oh, it's 42 degrees, maybe I'll take out a loan.", amirite?
@1660524

You seem upset. Have a shaved llama.

http://ctrlv.in/70602

I think you could fall in love with anyone if you saw the parts of them no one else gets to see. Like if you followed them around invisibly for a day and saw them crying in their bed at night or singing in the shower or humming quietly to themselves as they make a sandwich or even just walking along the street. And even if they were really weird and had no friends at school, I think, after seeing them at their most vulnerable, you wouldn’t be able to help falling in love with them. Amirite?
You want your gravestone to be funny, amirite?
@:O thats my birthday!

Damn, you must be pretty old then.

You were pissed after reading The Hunger Games Mockingjay at the end when Katniss ended up with Haymitch, and Peeta and Gale went gay and ended up together, amirite?
@Harper Soylent Green is people.

Twilight ends with an uncensored sex scene between Edward and Jacob while Bella cries in a corner.

It sure is a good thing that the Statue of Liberty is green by now. Imagine if it had stayed copper, or even worse, if it was made white in the first place, how many people would have made a fuss that it is racist and politically incorrect, amirite?

imo it's promoting alien supremacy d smilie

You should never give your cat a bath, amirite?
Boys will be boys... Unless they get a sex change, amirite?
Amish murderers get the acoustic chair. amirite?
@1488686

Mywhiteproblems: I couldn't understand a comment someone made because part of it was in Spanish (cry2)

Some people think women have too many emotions to be president. That's stupid because women are masters of psychological warfare. Rather than blow up our enemies, a woman president would mind-fuck them and convince other countries to hate them. They'll sit around wondering what the hell just happened and when they ask why we're mad at them, we won't tell them. Amirite?
There are some people who text you and you're like, "Well, this person seems dapper enough and I have clever response to their greeting but I need to assert my alpha status and wait a little before I respond." But if you receive a text from your crush you forget all that shit and respond immediately, amirite?
@no.

There's a button for that.

We've all had those moments when an extremely attractive person says "hi" to you and you're all just like, "Is this some kind of sick joke?" amirite?
@1671161

dictionary.com troll smilie

If age is just a number and marijuana's just a plant then jail's just a room, amirite?