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Goo Lagoon in Spongebob. Water under water. The Lagoon must have had a major density difference to be able to be underwater and to be noticeable under the water. Maybe it's the nuclear dump that made all of the fish walk and talk. amirite?
if you smell your own fart while eating a burrito, everything has come full circle, amirite?

That's a hell of a long time to be eating one burrito and also I don't inhale my food through my nose.

If you can't think of how to explain what you're doing to your mom and/or the police. Then you probably shouldn't be doing it. amirite?

Good citizen (and child)!

Maybe in a few years being a gay man will be easier than being a straight man, amirite?
@SleepyEthel Thanks to feminists this is already true

Sorry you've been beaten within an inch of your life for walking out of a straight bar, must be rough.

It's how we all know what metal tastes like but we have never tried to eat it, amirite?
If we all started digging the ground beneath us, some of us might find dinosaurs. amirite?
If a water park gets a huge flood then it would just be a park, amirite?

No it would be a lake

People are embarrassed to buy pads and tampons but not toilet paper, amirite?

I hate buying tp more than tampons. So awkward and bulky to carry home!

A word isn't a word unless the word bird is involved. amirite?

A-well-a ev'rybody's heard about the bird

B-b-b-bird, b-birdd's a word

A-well, a bird, bird, bird, bird is a word

A-well, a bird, bird, bird, well-a bird is a word

A-well, a bird, bird, bird, b-bird's a word

A-well, a bird, bird, bird, well-a bird is a word

A-well, a bird, bird, b-bird is a word

A-well, a bird, bird, bird, b-bird's a word

A-well, a bird, bird, bird, well-a bird is a word

A-well, a bird, bird, b-bird's a word

A-well-a don't you know about the bird?

Well, everybody knows that the bird is a word

If you're trapped on an island with someone you hate at least you have something to eat. amirite?
Vision is all ju$t interpreted light, amirite?

What$ with the $ s

Some of your relatives may have been mistakenly declared dead and buried alive and nobody will ever know, amirite?

Yeah..... I have too many of those don't remind me

Dogs look at thier butts and see thier tails, but snakes look at thier tails and see thier butts, amirite?

Not without proper spelling.