If there class grades for a test were four F's, two D's, seven C's, and five B's, and not a single A, the teacher has not properly prepared them for the test, Amirite?
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There are 7 of us in my English class. It's so quiet and slightly awkward.

Stoner guys have it easier peeing when the seat is down because they have practice hitting the bowl. amirite?

I feel completely innocent now because I don't get this.

Christina Hendricks is a "real woman"

As opposed to a real horse?

There's a lifetime reward on Sims 3 which makes them stay close forever. It's called Long Distance Friend or something.

You've given thought to what kind of parent you'll be. You want your kids to be smart, independent, capable, likeable, charismatic, etc. and you have no idea how to go about that, amirite?

That was probably what my parents wanted in me. ;-;

You've planned an escape route through your house in case someone breaks into your house and tries to kill you, amirite?
@SkylarOctavious Escape route? No. Hiding place? Yes.

That works too. I'd be too scared to hide, the tension of hearing them get closer/wondering if they'll find me would be too much. :x

It annoys you when people bitch about how they hate their brown eyes. Shut the fuck up, brown eyes can be really pretty and you make others insecure when you say shit like that, amirite?

But brown eyes are so nice...especially accompanied with brown hair.

Creepers, eh

You've planned an escape route through your house in case someone breaks into your house and tries to kill you, amirite?
@tag For your sake, I hope you live on the ground level.

I don't and my escape route involves going out the window. There's a roof under it so I can jump onto it and run across it and jump onto the neighbour's fence. All dramatic style.

You've planned an escape route through your house in case someone breaks into your house and tries to kill you, amirite?
@SkylarOctavious I could handle it... I hope

But what would you do if they found you ;-;

You've planned an escape route through your house in case someone breaks into your house and tries to kill you, amirite?
"Our marriage is a celebration of equality in our relationship forever and therefore our child's last name will definitely be hyphenated with both our names to celebrate feminism because feminism is moving away from sexist traditions. But you still have an obligation to spend 3 months salary on a rock and give it to me for free to satisfy tradition." I think it's fair that when your buying a diamond for no reason other than traditions sake youre buying the right to your child's last name too, amirite?

I just don't get what happens when two people who already have hyphenated names want to get married and want to keep their names. Do they have a quadruple hyphenated name? :x

This generation is the one that has questioned religion the most, and may very likely end religion and faith as we know it for future generations, amirite?

I think it'll slowly fade away but not necessarily just within one generation.

Someone can memorize the sentence "the ball is blue," but if they don't understand what it means, he or she is unable to answer the question "what color is the ball?," amirite?

True. I memorised a page for my biology test but was rubbish at the test because of this idea. ;-;

Stoner guys have it easier peeing when the seat is down because they have practice hitting the bowl. amirite?
@death_or_glory It's pretty clear from context that "hitting the bowl" is a term that means smoking weed, and when you pee you also...

Ok I'll rephrase. I feel innocent because I had no clue that 'hitting the bowl' was anything to do with getting high.