No, definitely not dead.
Cats: "I love you. Let's cuddle ... oh wait, did I just say that? No f you ~slaps~"
Depends. Some are marked microwave safe.
And potentially more fatal.
They use vibrators duck-taped to sticks.
You need two brains for that
I was the only guy to ever take off his skate and try to stab somebody.
No offence but...
4 AM is a good staring point
A man can impregnate multiple women but a woman cannot and thus she is only limited to a certain amount.
Not true. Virgin man donates sperm, virgin woman donates egg, implants them into another virgin woman. 3 virgins create another virgin.
How do you figure that?
Pick up a book please
Stoopid long horses