No, definitely not dead.
Cats: "I love you. Let's cuddle ... oh wait, did I just say that? No f you ~slaps~"
Screw that! Adapt and survive.
Depends. Some are marked microwave safe.
You could say the time spanning between 18 and 25 when we completed our development but haven't started the decay as a "best if used by" period
can't tell if it's a confession or not...
And potentially more fatal.
How whelming, and I can't under exaggerate that enough.
They use vibrators duck-taped to sticks.
That was one of the funny parts of The Truman Show - the people that were so consumed by watching Truman's life that they didn't have one of their own as well as didn't know what to do once Truman checked out.
Ded me mez
Someone already has! There is a place in NY called Milk Bar. They make soft serve ice cream from cereal milk!
If a stepping stone is made of rock it must be a statue
You need two brains for that