No offence but...
Could hats technically be wigs?
A Bitch is a female dog. The Daughter of a Bitch is a Bitch. Its redundant to call someone a daughter of a bitch, when you can just say bitch
No, definitely not dead.
I was the only guy to ever take off his skate and try to stab somebody.
Humans are not humane
Call it mom and daughter sandwich
Cats: "I love you. Let's cuddle ... oh wait, did I just say that? No f you ~slaps~"
Mermaids would also lay eggs.
You need two brains for that
4 AM is a good staring point
How do you figure that?
Not true. Virgin man donates sperm, virgin woman donates egg, implants them into another virgin woman. 3 virgins create another virgin.