Every dump and fart that everyone and everything in history is unique. Their shape, smell, and color can never be exactly replicated down to the last atom. amirite?

There should be database to keep and store this records

We are on the brink of a generation being raised entirely by parents who understand that multiplayer games can't be paused. amirite?
@Mcgee0 "We're leaving in 15 minutes DO NOT start playing something you can't put down!" a daily prayer

That's why I love games that practically encourage AFKing. "Oh, I'll be out for a few hours. I could definitely afk fish for a while and get some crazy loot!" is a great feeling.

We are on the brink of a generation being raised entirely by parents who understand that multiplayer games can't be paused. amirite?

But not there yet... I keep trying to pause my son's Xbox games and it doesn't always work.

The older generation is known as boomers, and our generation may well become known as zoomers, amirite?

Yes zoomer!

You've already taken the picture they'll use in your obituary/funeral, amirite?
Sleeping is similar to dying, amirite?

How many times have you died?

Everyone who has ingested dyhydrogen monoxide has a 100% chance of death, amirite?

That's why it's DIEhydrogen monoxide

Loud farts are your intestines exhaling heavily because they're upset at your choices. amirite?
@Iamalgend Are you eating foods high in protein/dairy and spicy?

Good spicy kills the fart bacteria. That greasy garbage you get from Taco Bell is an example of the opposite kind.

A watched pot never boils partially because the lid would need to be off to watch it. amirite?

But it can boil without a lid

Attractive people telling unattractive people that looks don't matter is the same as rich people telling poor people that money doesn't matter, amirite?
@Montiexx Testing average tall guy vs douche rich boi isn't really proving anything.

It would be a better test to compare tallness value vs richness value since you're isolating the richness by counteracting it with douche.

Our teeth only turn yellow because of plaque/tarter, so when someone says your teeth is yellow, your teeth are white it's what's covering the teeth that's yellow. amirite?
As kids, we expect the good and are surprised by the bad. As adults, we expect the bad and are surprised by the good. amirite?
if our eyes emitted light we could never see shadow, amirite?
You're officially old when professional athletes younger than you start retiring, amirite?

I feel old when all the actors playing teenagers on TV are younger than me (24). They used to seem so old :(

No one knows how many living creatures they have killed in their lifetime, but exterminators have the highest kill count. amirite?

Wild fire starters might give them a run for their money.