There should be a one-stall bathroom in each individual movie theater, and in the bathroom there's a small screen with the current movie playing on it
Definitely in my top 9.
Why does nobody love me?
I'm in a great mood man
We've got to go back! Hand me the time turner! Excellent, now, by my calculations, if we're to go back to 1937, when tom turned 11, from the present time, 1980, with one hour's time reversal for each turn, we shall need to turn this timeturner a total of 464,280 times! Let's go!
One........Two........Three.........Four.........Five.......Six..........Seve- Oh, fuck it! Let's just hope some prophesied chosen one comes along and takes him out or something.
Oh, now I get why people always called me a "pussy" while growing up. They think I'm tough!
evading the police by hiding in the mountainous terrain of northern afghanistan. (spoiler alert- he's actually in pakistan)
A horcrux can be anything, like a football or a dolphin.
With a random girl wearing a dinosaur similar to his, resulting in a high-five and a light-saber battle. After several Nerf gun wars, he and the teacher who gave him credit for drawing a wizard on his test went making pillow forts at Walmart with the help of the employees. Then Jimmy watched several Disney movies while drawing in a coloring book, at the same time making hilarious jokes about how Miley Cyrus, Twilight, and Justin Beiber all suck and Harry Potter is the best book of all time. Oh, and his aunt's cousin's mailman's sister's dying wish was to have a post on MLIA.
All just a typical day for an average person.
They're not married so that they can participate in massive Hogwarts Teacher orgies without guilt. Duh.
TROLL IN THE DUNGEON
I'd go with Korean. They have awesome pop music artists!
But the living conditions would be too... shitty
If the doctor was cute, I'd screw the doctor, not the fruit. Not sure what you're thinking of...