Movies should make toilets that are installed in the seats so that you don't have to run out during the movie. But... That would be pretty awkward, amirite?

There should be a one-stall bathroom in each individual movie theater, and in the bathroom there's a small screen with the current movie playing on it

Percy Weasley is really underrated, without him Fred and George's jokes wouldn't be nearly as fun, amirite?
How the hell did the guys who climbed Mt. Everest ever get down? amirite?
@Vinvu Google it, amirite?

Why does nobody love me?

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Sarc: Your second favorite kind of asm. Amirite?
In the Harry Potter series, why didn't somebody just use a timeturner and kill Tom Riddle? amirite?

We've got to go back! Hand me the time turner! Excellent, now, by my calculations, if we're to go back to 1937, when tom turned 11, from the present time, 1980, with one hour's time reversal for each turn, we shall need to turn this timeturner a total of 464,280 times! Let's go!

One........Two........Three.........Four.........Five.......Six..........Seve- Oh, fuck it! Let's just hope some prophesied chosen one comes along and takes him out or something.

Why do people say "grow some balls"? Balls are weak and vulnerable, if you want to toughen up- grow a vagina, those things can take a pounding, amirite?

Oh, now I get why people always called me a "pussy" while growing up. They think I'm tough!

Voldemort would've gotten away with it too, if it weren't for those meddling kids, amirite?
@Alyssa Scooby-dooby-doo, where are you...

evading the police by hiding in the mountainous terrain of northern afghanistan. (spoiler alert- he's actually in pakistan)

Voldemort would've gotten away with it too, if it weren't for those meddling kids, amirite?
It would be awkward if fmylife.com had user profiles like amirite does. "Timothy has complained about his life in 64 posts. 74,022 people have told him his life is fucked and 55,637 people have told him he deserves his sucky life." amirite?
@ihearandomusic ...Who are the other 53 with?!

With a random girl wearing a dinosaur similar to his, resulting in a high-five and a light-saber battle. After several Nerf gun wars, he and the teacher who gave him credit for drawing a wizard on his test went making pillow forts at Walmart with the help of the employees. Then Jimmy watched several Disney movies while drawing in a coloring book, at the same time making hilarious jokes about how Miley Cyrus, Twilight, and Justin Beiber all suck and Harry Potter is the best book of all time. Oh, and his aunt's cousin's mailman's sister's dying wish was to have a post on MLIA.

All just a typical day for an average person.

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You still have a lot of unanswered questions about Harry Potter, like who took Voldemort's body after he killed James and Lily, where do Hogwarts teachers sleep and shower or why no staff member seems to be married, amirite?

They're not married so that they can participate in massive Hogwarts Teacher orgies without guilt. Duh.

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Your first kiss wasn't with the person you lost your virginity to, amirite?
If you could instantly become perfectly fluent in another language, you know what language you'd pick, amirite?

I'd go with Korean. They have awesome pop music artists!

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Now that you think of it, you could actually live in the bathroom. You have two obvious essentials in there, you could sleep using the towels, and you have a water source. amirite?

But the living conditions would be too... shitty

An apple a day may keep the doctor away but not the emergency room. Stupid eating disorders, amirite?
@hiphopjunky if the doctors cute, screw the fruit!

If the doctor was cute, I'd screw the doctor, not the fruit. Not sure what you're thinking of...