I do if I wake up to her watching me sleep with a knife
Actually, there's 2 things wrong.
(Bracing for negative votes)
Your rebellion consists of showering?
You are a wonderful child.
I actually thought the weirdest thing ever would be to your coming home and finding a well-dressed man eating cereal at your dining room table. He then stood up and greeted you with a warm handshake and the instruction to call him Captain. Captain then led you upstairs and showed you a door you'd never noticed before, conveniently located just down the hall through the bathroom. You followed Captain through the door and found yourself crawling through the ventilation system of the local supermarket. Captain then handed you five dollars and apologized for eating all your cereal, saying that you should now go and buy yourself some more while he finished up something important.
You bought the cereal and began looking around for the vent you had previously exited through, but found that it was gone. You felt a tap on your shoulder and turned to see Captain holding a guava. He took you by the hand (the one without the plastic bag containing the cereal) and repeated the cardinal directions three times. You looked around and found that you were standing on the marble inlay of a compass on floor of the lobby of your local museum. Captain expertly tossed the guava so that it hit th...
They're called tegroes. Watch your mouth
I kind of wonder what the mindset of the people who vote on these comments is.
"I will never answer my phone the same again."
"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA UP UP UP UP! +41!"
"Youll be using your feet to pick it up from now on"
"Hahaha, that's pretty good too! +18!"
"Yes. Because that is exactly what I meant..."
"WHAT THE FUCK?! What's wrong with this guy?! -4! To hell with yee!"
hahahahahahahaha chirp chirp hahahahahahahaha
Twinkies are 98% air
I can walk on Twinkies
I AM 98% AIRPLANE.