I got in a huge accident when I was texting and driving.. there was fire and everything! I should be more careful next time I'm playing MarioKart, amirite?
@1650086

I don't know about DS Mario Kart, but in Mario Kart wii people can thrown bombs at you... that turn into fire. So how bout you go fuck yourself and stop trying to tear down other people's jokes. What? Did the 12 year old just say fuck?
Yeahh. FUCK YOURSELF!

I got in a huge accident when I was texting and driving.. there was fire and everything! I should be more careful next time I'm playing MarioKart, amirite?
@WolfeDeWary Yeah it is.

aww shoot, well now i look like my own copycat.. :(

I got in a huge accident when I was texting and driving.. there was fire and everything! I should be more careful next time I'm playing MarioKart, amirite?
@WolfeDeWary The fuck? I saw this not 10 minutes ago

Well I thought I posted it not 10 minutes ago, but I wasn't logged in. Is it possible to post something why not being logged in?

It's always awkward when taking a shower at a friends house. It's unfamiliar territory. First, you don't know which shampoo and conditioner to use. Second, you don't know what to use to wash your body. "Maybe I'll use the washcloth sitting here on the side of the shower... wait, what if their dad used that on his balls?", amirite?
Someone should make a museum of the best in-class doodles in history, amirite?

That would be the coolest museum ever!
I legitimately want someone to make that now.

You might be smart in your own right, but there will always be somebody smarter than you. amirite?

Try telling that to Einstein.

Cleverbot strays from the subject a lot, amirite?
Tall girls are way better than short girls because we have longer and sexier legs. If you pick "No Way", its because YOU are a short girl and jealous (: amirite?

I'm 5 feet of pure awesomeness:)

Why can't they make Disney princess costumes in teen sizes? amirite?

Oh, they do.
You just mistaked them for kids sizes because of how short they are.

You've accidentally clicked Help Center on Facebook when you meant to log off, amirite?

I literally just did that for the first time 5 minutes before I read this post...
Talk about Irony

Google search is too mainstream. Yahoo it, amirite?
The only time you have really good ideas, is when no one is around to hear them, amirite?

That's what Amirite is for! :)

Why can't healthy food taste like sweet food? I would like broccoli a whole lot better if it tasted like chocolate!, amirite?

Hahaha(: I loved the amanda show!
It's the truth though! They totally should actually do that..

It would be pretty cool to be on the show Glee, amirite?

it'd be freaking awesome! :)

When you have to clear out your closet there is that one shirt you know you still won't wear yet you can't get yourself to get rid of it, amirite?
@1385184

haha, there is truth to that.