+318Someone should paint a Pringles tube like a tennis ball tube and then give it to their tennis friend who'd be all like "Aw man. You got me good." And then they all eat pringles together, so everybody wins, amirite?
+559The sky is blue. That's why we try cheering it up with fireworks, amirite?
+382It would be funny if before big chess matches they had weigh-offs, but for IQ points. "Weighing in at 185 with a PH.D from Princeton, LEONARD "GOLDEN BRAIN" SIMMONS! amirite?
+472French Man on a Safari: "Enough with zebra, I want to see zebreasts", amirite?
+259If a canoe is going down a highway at 45 mph and its wings fall, how many pancakes does it take to cover the doghouse? None, because ice cream cones can't sing. amirite?
+409I never understood the guy at the beginning of the Superman comics who said "It's a bird!". I mean, who gets really excited by birds, amirite?
+317If the world had no metaphors, language would be a comet burning into the dust of broken dreams, amirite?
+735There's an amazing satisfaction when you wait until after the credits of a movie and there's an extra scene. It's like you earned that scene, amirite?
+368As a young man Jesus was a carpenter, that means someone out there must have a cabinet built by Jesus. Wouldn't that be the coolest collectible, a bookshelf made by the messiah, amirite?
+536New Years: Why do they call it dropping the ball? It doesn't drop, it kind of just slides down, like pizza on a wall, amirite?
+856It's awkward when one person gives you a 1-armed hug when you're giving them a 2-armed hug. It's like they're giving you 50% less affection, amirite?
-905I know why they call it Post of the Day. It's because the acronym is POTD, and if you sound that out, it sounds like "party", which is what a Post of the Day is, amirite?