I grill bears. All kinds of bears. Not to be confused with Bear Grylls.
Now for the real "about me" part. I live in west Texas (about 30 miles away from the FLDS polygamists that sodomize children. As you can tell, I don't like them very much.) I work on ranches doing day jobs. I occasionally work for Matthew McConaughey on his ranch. I'm going into either a US military academy, or an ROTC program next year, either with the Air Force or the Army. If you want to know more about me, message me on here or email me at firstname.lastname@example.org. And if you're awesome enough (and live in the US, because I don't want to pay a shit-ton of money), I'll give you my number so you can text me!