+105When you listen to 'Billie Jean', you start to wonder why Michael Jackson didn't just pay for a damn paternity test, amirite?
+237it would be cool if shoes kept statistics. Like how far you've walked, average speed, farthest distance on one trip, etc. amirite?
+151When you think of an American, you picture a white guy in the busy streets of a bustling city; not a Native worshipping wolves at a bonfire. When you think of an African, you picture a Native hunting an antelope with a spear; not a white guy in the bustling streets of a city, amirite?
+377Anyone who would read a bible in a hotel room would bring a bible to a hotel room, amirite?
+300It's funny how couples who have children and couples who don't have children both seem to feel sorry for each other, amirite?
+201You become disappointed when someone tells you they have a chocolate lab and then shows you a photo of a dog, amirite?
+180Drinking game: Spend the last of your savings on a six-pack of beer and pretend for a few hours you aren't the pathetic miserable shit you know you are and that she's still with you and not with that douchebag drummer who can barely play a goddamn solo and watch as the beer turns salty as it mixes with your tears and you wish you were drinking her blood not beer and you stare at the shredded remains of your pictures that you shredded at the place you worked before you were laid off because yo... amirite?
+290Netflix is perfect for when you want to relax, settle down and indecisively scroll through thousands of movies. amirite?
+283If Tom Marvolo Riddle figured out that his name anagrams to "I am Lord Voldemort," he has a little too much time on his hands, amirite?
+374A ghost could be humping you right now, and you would never know it, amirite?