At least you can say you were born hot
"I never cut myself, for only I have the skills necessary to play such an instrument."
Wether he's telling the truth is up to DM's discretion.
Then technically, the "cyan" color is called "red" and the other colors are called based upon what they are not what they reflect
Unless you have actual self control anyway
Nah, that's porridge
I already feel this way
What cold elements are red?
When they get released they now are homeless again with a record. That doesnt make things better.
OMG this equals truth
You had me until the comma
That isn't how colorblindness works you dumbass cabbage
Just integrate surprise mechanics into your existing movie reviews. No need to call it anything different.