(Your+name+(optional)): This has been my plan all along. I'm that neighbor that gives you big candy bars for halloween and a bag of popcorn, to fatten kids up. Close family members and friends have sent me gym gift cards and Jenny Craig coupons, not knowing my fatness is just a cunning, brilliant plan to sink the U.S. I will then move to the U.k. and reside in a small log cabin with a Zumba dvd and my pet cat, laughing maniacally at FOX news after I sent them the story about 'Global Warming'. MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
No no NO! F is for fire that burns down the whole town, U is for uranium- BOMBS. N is for no survivors.
Timothy has complained about life in 64 posts; 58 of these posts have been about his pathetic love life, 6 of them have been about how some people mistake him as a girl.
What.. is he going to track their scent or something?
The person you hated the most
The day you were happiest
The person who was totally in love with you
How many "OH MY GOD SHE IS SOOOOO HOT"s I've gotten
How many times I've said to myself "get out of the way!"
And how many gallons of pee I've peed
But you know... thats just me.
It would be funny if the average was like.. -4.
I think it's stupid how girls treat gay guys as accesories, not actual friends.
Heres another funny one: Put a rubberband on the sink nozzle, and when they look at their wet shirt, choke them to death!
No, this is Patrick.
Haha thank you:) i enjoy being called awesome!
Are you from SixBillionSecrets?
Yeah, only once.
No, unless you haven't read the both the series and you're just judging them by the movies.