Sea levels aren't rising because of global warming. Due to the increase in obesity, the continents are in fact, sinking. amirite?
@I think you mean MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

(Your+name+(optional)): This has been my plan all along. I'm that neighbor that gives you big candy bars for halloween and a bag of popcorn, to fatten kids up. Close family members and friends have sent me gym gift cards and Jenny Craig coupons, not knowing my fatness is just a cunning, brilliant plan to sink the U.S. I will then move to the U.k. and reside in a small log cabin with a Zumba dvd and my pet cat, laughing maniacally at FOX news after I sent them the story about 'Global Warming'. MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Sea levels aren't rising because of global warming. Due to the increase in obesity, the continents are in fact, sinking. amirite?
@ahahah_Wait_Wat (Your+name+(optional)): I will always remember fun well. F, is for friendship. U, is for you and me, N is for...

No no NO! F is for fire that burns down the whole town, U is for uranium- BOMBS. N is for no survivors.

It would be awkward if fmylife.com had user profiles like amirite does. "Timothy has complained about his life in 64 posts. 74,022 people have told him his life is fucked and 55,637 people have told him he deserves his sucky life." amirite?

Timothy has complained about life in 64 posts; 58 of these posts have been about his pathetic love life, 6 of them have been about how some people mistake him as a girl.

Voldemort would've gotten away with it too, if it weren't for those meddling kids, amirite?
@Shugah If it weren't for his lack of a nose.

What.. is he going to track their scent or something?

It'd be interesting to see statistics of your life after you die. Like, what joke you found the funniest, how many times you smiled, how many times you laughed, how many times you lied, or how many people you loved, amirite?

The person you hated the most
The day you were happiest
The person who was totally in love with you
How many "OH MY GOD SHE IS SOOOOO HOT"s I've gotten
How many times I've said to myself "get out of the way!"
And how many gallons of pee I've peed

But you know... thats just me.

I am curious to know the average age of people on this site. If you are older than the current vote, vote it up. If you are younger, vote it down. This'll be a good experiment, amirite?

It would be funny if the average was like.. -4.

At some point we all wanted to have a gay best friend, amirite?

I think it's stupid how girls treat gay guys as accesories, not actual friends.

Funny prank: Change all the names in someone's phonebook to other peoples' names, and then while they're trying to figure it out you beat them to death with a crowbar, amirite?

Heres another funny one: Put a rubberband on the sink nozzle, and when they look at their wet shirt, choke them to death!

If you're on a Windows computer, go to My Computer, C:, Windows, Media, then click onestop.mid. It's the best thing ever, amirite?
@that's so raven!

No, this is Patrick.

People are like cabbages, if you eat them, they die. amirite?
Let's play a game to find out about the most liked users on amirite. All you have to do is to list your top 3 favourite users in the comments and from that we'll be able to find out which users are truely the most appreciated of all, amirite?
Voldemort would've gotten away with it too, if it weren't for those meddling kids, amirite?
Here is the doomsday button to blow up the planet. (X) Once in your life you would have pushed it. amirite?

Yeah, only once.

The least financially successful Harry Potter movie made $90 million more than the most successful Twilight movie. Take that, idiots who think Twilight is better! amirite?
@Usually, I just ignore the Harry Potter/Twilight war posts, but they are getting annoying. Why can't people just...

No, unless you haven't read the both the series and you're just judging them by the movies.

OK isn't just a stick person, it's a stick person who fell over. But he's going to be OK, amirite?