Sea levels aren't rising because of global warming. Due to the increase in obesity, the continents are in fact, sinking. amirite?
@I think you mean MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

(Your+name+(optional)): This has been my plan all along. I'm that neighbor that gives you big candy bars for halloween and a bag of popcorn, to fatten kids up. Close family members and friends have sent me gym gift cards and Jenny Craig coupons, not knowing my fatness is just a cunning, brilliant plan to sink the U.S. I will then move to the U.k. and reside in a small log cabin with a Zumba dvd and my pet cat, laughing maniacally at FOX news after I sent them the story about 'Global Warming'. MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

It would be awkward if fmylife.com had user profiles like amirite does. "Timothy has complained about his life in 64 posts. 74,022 people have told him his life is fucked and 55,637 people have told him he deserves his sucky life." amirite?

Timothy has complained about life in 64 posts; 58 of these posts have been about his pathetic love life, 6 of them have been about how some people mistake him as a girl.

Sea levels aren't rising because of global warming. Due to the increase in obesity, the continents are in fact, sinking. amirite?
@ahahah_Wait_Wat (Your+name+(optional)): I will always remember fun well. F, is for friendship. U, is for you and me, N is for...

No no NO! F is for fire that burns down the whole town, U is for uranium- BOMBS. N is for no survivors.

Voldemort would've gotten away with it too, if it weren't for those meddling kids, amirite?
@Shugah If it weren't for his lack of a nose.

What.. is he going to track their scent or something?

Voldemort would've gotten away with it too, if it weren't for those meddling kids, amirite?
This is probably going to be very controversial, but if sexualities such as gay and bi are supported, then sexualities such as pedophilia and necrophilia should be supported too, right? I'm not saying I WANT or SUPPORT pedophilia or necrophilia, and I have absolutely nothing against homosexuals, but following our own rules, all sexualities should be allowed, amirite?
@adiosToreador Which annoys me to no end. They're not hurting anyone by being married to more than one person. People just have...

I don't think polygamy should be legal. It doesn't mean I can't 'wrap my tiny, pathetic little mind around the idea'.. It's just that it seems wrong to me. It's my opinion.

It'd be interesting to see statistics of your life after you die. Like, what joke you found the funniest, how many times you smiled, how many times you laughed, how many times you lied, or how many people you loved, amirite?

The person you hated the most
The day you were happiest
The person who was totally in love with you
How many "OH MY GOD SHE IS SOOOOO HOT"s I've gotten
How many times I've said to myself "get out of the way!"
And how many gallons of pee I've peed

But you know... thats just me.

On the first task of the Triwizard Tournament, why didn't Harry just be all like, "Accio, GOLDEN EGG!". That would have been much easier.... amirite?
If you're on a Windows computer, go to My Computer, C:, Windows, Media, then click onestop.mid. It's the best thing ever, amirite?
@that's so raven!

No, this is Patrick.

@Don't forget the chinese yelling!

"Mao! Feenish your rice. DON'T LOOK AT ME THAT WAY!"

The least financially successful Harry Potter movie made $90 million more than the most successful Twilight movie. Take that, idiots who think Twilight is better! amirite?
@Usually, I just ignore the Harry Potter/Twilight war posts, but they are getting annoying. Why can't people just...

No, unless you haven't read the both the series and you're just judging them by the movies.

Shows on Nickelodeon and Disney Channel constantly recycle the plotlines of other shows; for example, there is always an episode where the main character is dating a significant other, but wants to break up with them. For whatever reason, they can't, so they make themselves unappealing so the SO will break up with them. Something goes wrong, and in the end, a mutual seperation occurs. amirite?

Or when they have to take care of an egg or baby simulator for class...

A great prank at school would be to make a circle with tons of people all chanting "Fight! Fight! Fight!" but have nobody actually fighting just to fool the teachers, amirite?

"Oh.. sorry Ma'am, our imaginary friends just got in a quarrel. Robert got hit in the face pretty bad, so you should stick around."

Funny prank: Change all the names in someone's phonebook to other peoples' names, and then while they're trying to figure it out you beat them to death with a crowbar, amirite?

Heres another funny one: Put a rubberband on the sink nozzle, and when they look at their wet shirt, choke them to death!

If by now, you don't know what the hole in the front of boxers is for, then you probably live under a rock. Amirite?

They have holes?! Whoa.