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Guys: One of the most fulfilling moments in life is when you graze your hand across a girls boobs, begin to panic, then you realize the girl either did not feel it or was not paying attention to whose hand grazed across their chest. amirite?

oh we notice. it would just become an awkward situation if we were to call you out on it so we pretend like it didn't happen.

The first person to coin a word that rhymes with 'orange' would probably win the Nobel Prize for Literature, amirite?
Zoos are terrible if you think about it. Dozens of animals trapped in little cages. It's not fair. Amirite?

the animals dont have any predators and get fed more than enough each day. that's way better than they'd do in the wild.

It would be rough if Katniss had her period during the Hunger Games, amirite?
It's annoying when judges from other TV shows try to act like Simon from American Idol, amirite?
You think of numbers and letters in specific colors, amirite?
@chocolatecakeisbad I started reading that once. I don't know why I stopped though because it was pretty good.

yeah i read that. it was kinda boring but super interesting. also i saw on tv a guy who memorized like 200,000 digits of pi because of his colors

It seems like nine out of ten guys these days prefer big boobs and the tenth guy prefers the other nine guys, amirite?
@Mike I'll take small perky boobs over big floppy ones any day.

Most boobs aren't perky. Some girls just give you the illusion that they are by wearing extreme push up bras.

If you were to have twins, you would want them to have rhyming names-- Like Jake and Blake, or Purple and Waitfuck, amirite?
The first person to coin a word that rhymes with 'orange' would probably win the Nobel Prize for Literature, amirite?
Schools need to chose better books for summer reading, amirite?

oh my god yes! i have to read this stupid ancient africa one!

How is Armpit fat? Digging holes is a workout, amirite?
Carrots taste so much better with ranch dressing, amirite?

everything tastes better with ranch dressing

When you don't have anything else to say you just say "kfhbdvgkhjsdflgsdlfhj", amirite?

as;ldfkjadflaju....asj

If you love books, there is always this one particular series that you wish would never end because you love it soooo much. amirite?
@Percy Jackson, hunger games :(

I love@772886 (Mortalinstruments): I love both these books! and i absolutely love peeta

If you love books, there is always this one particular series that you wish would never end because you love it soooo much. amirite?
@the lost hero was very good! it does actually have the same characters in it though, just new main characters. i...

Yeah I read it and it was really good. it left you on a cliffhanger though. i idont know if i can wait until next year for the next one to come out. and rick riordan also wrote a book on egyptian gods that im reading now which is pretty good