You think that's bad? I once typed "two" instead of "2" and I missed the entire 9th grade.
Its not that offensive and I mean it's not like they could read it anyway...
Sadly not. Neither of my parents have life threatening illnesses and I don't have a crippling disability so I don't think my sob story would cut it. I can't sing either but that's basically irrelevant.
I lost my real ladder 4 years ago, he contracted rust and he died shortly after. A step ladder later came into my life after my mum found him in the DIY section of homebase. He liked me but our relationship didn't scale the same heights as it did with my real ladder. We've tried doing relationship building activities such as painting a shed last summer, but he failed to lift me and my mood in the way my real ladder used to. He just can't support me in the same way.
Valentines day is one of the best days of the year though.
If you're in a relationship, great.
If you aren't, go to a restaurant and slip fake engagement rings into glasses of champagne or leave a positive pregnancy test on the sink of a male friend in a relationship. Fun can be had by all.
People who do that really push my buttons.
Or an entry in an incredibly vague dictionary.
Yes, in fact I base all my decisions on the titles of recent Justin Bieber songs.
Thank you so much for reassuring me! I was on the verge of calling a prostitute.
Jealousy is a disease. Get well soon.
Does this still work if they're ginger?
Same... Except my sexuality... and Narnia.
Is that because your caps lock key is broken?
Note to self: tactic is ineffective in elevators.
It would pretty funny if Bin Laden had ended up in heaven simply to be confronted by 72 bottles of olive oil.